Movie Caption Contest #78: Brothers in Arms

[Kirby]

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Spock: I have been studying Earth's history from the 1980s and it is illogical to attempt to sleep while your bed is on fire.
Sybok: Spock, for the last time he just looks like the guy from Midnight Oil. He's really just some douchebag farmer... I mean, he's one of my fine followers. Yes, a fine man indeed!

B4: Why does this female sometimes say some words with a fake british accent?

 

[cooleddie74]

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SYBOK:"REUNITED AFTER SO MANY YEARS!!!

Now we can finally get down to starting that comic book shop we always talked about!"

B-4:"Why does the redheaded female have white residue on her lip?"

DATA:"But...Doctor...

you..you said you and the Captain were not involved in that fashion!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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SYBOK:"Brother!!"

SPOCK:"Brother."

J'ONN: "Ohhhhh, brother."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Hey, a win! Yee-Haw!

B-4: "Show ... us ..."
Crusher: "Yes?"
B-4: "... your ... tits."

Crusher: "Hello, B-4."
B-4: "Doctor Soong ... said ... 'Red ... on the head ... means ... fire in the hole.'"

 

[Candlelight]

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"Spock! You've gotta come back with me!"
"Where, Sy-doc?"
"Back to the future! And if not there, then maybe the centre of the galaxy?"

 

[Candlelight]

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"Uhura, how many times have I told you; if there are Jehovah's Witnesses in the airlock, DON'T let them in"

"Are you sure you screened all of your followers for homicidal tendencies?"

 

[Candlelight]

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Inspired by an earlier post...

B4 gives the game away.

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Uhura gets an idea for a children's song about a laughing Vulcan and his dog.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sybok: Slay your captain and take your rightful place by my side.

 

[Maurice]

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Nichelle at the moment she realized how crap her part was going to be after another guest star appeared.

Crusher realized that, at last, she could be the meat in an android sandwich.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Luckinbill: "Zachary Quinto? I loved you in Heroes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Sybok: "Brother, there is something you should know. I fooled around with T'Pring while you were at the academy."

J'ONN: So did I.

UHURA: Me too.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CONNERY: Tell Shatner I've decided to pass on the part.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Uhura gets an idea for a children's song about a laughing Vulcan and his dog.

But but but... I don't have a dog.

 

[jgdst]

Luckinbill: Goodbye, Nimoy! With this film under my belt, it's onwards and upwards for me!

 

[Triskelion]

Each of us hides a secret pain, Spock.
Mine's no secret, it's you.
Let go of your pain!
Um, you let go of me.
Release your pain, Spock!
Hello, I tried and yet here you are.
Join me Spock.
Why are you falling apart?
I tried, people.
You're not even Vulcan, you're from New Jersey.
Goodbye, Spock.
He's got a Bon Jovi tattoo. On his buttock.
Uhura: Oh no he didn't!

I am Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez; metallurgist to the King of Spain. Or some crap like that. That's lunch people!

 

[Rat Boy]

Connery: "Come with us. We're going to raid that nancy-boy Trebeck's house."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nimoy: Moo?
Connery: Yes. That's the sound your mother made!

 

[Gertch]

Nimoy: Moo?
Connery: Yes. That's the sound your mother made!

"Have you a good dentist on board?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sybok: Spock! I'll spare you and your ship, if you let me tap that fine chocolate ass.
J'onn: Ahem...you may want to rethink that... because she did this fan thing... and well... let's just say her integrity field is no longer operational.
Uhura: Ah... hell no!