Movie Caption Contest #78: Brothers in Arms

[cooleddie74]

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"Spock!!

You have to come with me and see it for yourself!

A nebula...an ENTIRE nebula full of zippered collars and pancake makeup...for the taking!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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BEVERLY:"I sure hope this Soong android is programmed to respond correctly when a ship's doctor asks for a sample.


In her mouth."

 

[Candlelight]

"Who's on first?"
"The first what?"
"Great Spock, five seconds in and the sketch is bollocks"

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"Oh...just ignore my friend J'Onn back there, Brother!

He...he's been a huge pain in the ass ever since his dentist completely botched his crown implants."

 

[Toban Kal]

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Ah, my brother, you're here. Did you bring the money? I worked up a large bill buying all these nice people drinks. (*whishpers* Help me. Please get me out of here. I think they're planning to eat me)

Dr Crusher: So you say he works exactly like you in every way Data?
Data: Yes doctor, only his mental capacities are poorer; he doesn't talk very much.
Dr Crusher: Perfect. Send him to my quarters tonight. I want to conduct a few...private examinations.

 

[cooleddie74]

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"NO, Brother!!

It is true!!

I did marry Lucy's daughter!!"

DATA:"Will he remain functional, Doctor?"

BEVERLY:"Fully."

B-4:"You...you said you would...not tell."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Crusher: "Odd that his penis is so much bigger than yours, huh Data?"

 

[cooleddie74]

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CRUSHER:"He has nicer eyes, Data.

And THIS one doesn't have one testicle that hangs five centimeters lower than the other one, either."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

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"Why does the wrinkly woman have saggy boobs?"

 

[Mistral]

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Luckinbill: "I couldn't keep a straight face so Shatner re-wrote my part as a laughing Vulcan."

Nimoy: "That's unbelievable!"

Luckinbill: "You think that's unbelievable? Have you seen his acting? And what about his hairpiece?"

 

[Alrik]

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Data: "Doctor, I do not believe that is his On switch."

Crusher: "Trust me Data, trust me."

 

[Alrik]

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B-4 & Crusher: "I goooooot you babe."

 

[Alrik]

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Sybok: "It's true brother. When he removes his teeth it makes all the difference in the world. *wispers* He's got the jaw depth of a porn star."

Spock: "Fascinating."

Uhura: "So much for making a little extra on the side."

 

[Candlelight]

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"Oh brother, where art thou?"
"You must stop masterbating, Sybok"

 

[Candlelight]

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"The man behind me is Captain Picard, future captain of the Enterprise"
"But he doesn't look or sound anything like... a French man"

 

[jgdst]

Double post, sorry!

 

[jgdst]

Luckinbill: Perfect. This is just where I want it... HEY EVERYBODY, COME AND LOOK AT MY SPOCK REALDOLL!
Nichols: Oh my God... it's got your face! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Luckinbill: I've always wanted to know what kissing me would be like.
J'Onn: CAAAAN I GO NEEEXXXXTTTT?!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sybok: "Spock! It really is you. This is kismet, fate, karma. It was intended to be..."
Spock: "Surely you are not considering..."
Sybok: "The Chuckle Brothers tribute act. It's time for a comeback Spock. Our audience awaits."
Spock: "I really do not think."
Sybok: "To me."
Spock: "No Sybok."
Sybok: "To me Spock."
Spock: sigh
Sybok: "To me..."
Spock: "To you."
Sybok: "To me."
Spock: "To you."
Sybok: "To me."
Spock: "To you."
Sybok: "Yesss! We've still got it Spock. We'll slay them in the aisles!"

 

[Triskelion]

Uhura: Oh nuh-uh! If he's your face man all the rest of y'all can just leave your masks on!
Spock: Sybok. Lucious. Frankenberry. Luke Skyfunker.
Sybok: And Phatima Goldenrod, Spock. With a PH.
Spock: Ms Goldenrod.
Uhura: That better not be a Skyfunker touchin' my ass.

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Come with us, Brother!!

All the plomeek broth and tattered robes and shirts you can ASK FOR!!!"