Movie Caption Contest #66: Skin Deep

[Rat Boy]

Well, after another long week, we've reached the summit. Time for another contest and let's first give a big pat on the back to...

For the picture of Captain Kirk telling Spock where he can shove his rocket boots, our winner is:

``OK, Spock, first, you have to tell Scotty the transporter's aim is just a wee bit off; second, find somebody who's got a big pair of tweezers and a gentle touch and pull me out of this rock already.''

Next, for the picture of Picard swapping paint with Data in turn four, we have:

Picard: "From this altitude, all those people look like ants. Humbling in a way."
Radio: "Starbase Epsilon command to Shuttle Bozeman II, you are now cleared for launch. Pleasant trip Captain."
Picard: "Hmm, I guess they were ants."

And for the picture kindly supplied by M'Sharak:

Kirk, after being asked if he would like to see Vomit's double dumb ass.

And the Photoshop award. I figured I give our winner one for the sheer volume he did this week, so at least he'd win one of the contests he entered:

PICARD: The Hitchhikers get creepier with every mile.

PICARD: (nervous) Maybe I wont ask directions, I can find the freeway on my own.

PICARD: (whistles) Hey sweetie! Ditch the bagboy and I'll show you what a real man can do!

PICARD: Dammit! Those are new rims!!!!!

PICARD: You guys call for a tow truck?

PICARD: Hey buddy, how much for the little one? She looks feisty!

KIRK: Did I hit him???

MCCOY: You're ok Jim, maybe just a little scratch.

Congratulations to our winners and here are the updated tallies:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 32
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 29
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch 19
The Laughing Vulcan 16
Outpost4 15
Shatmandu 14
Turd Ferguson 11
Triskelion 10
Diesel Micky Dolenz 10
Nebusj 10
scottydog 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Atavachron 4
Herkimer Jitty 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
Mistral 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1

This week we take a look at a couple of the more "colorful" guest characters of the feature films. Our first is where Kirk and McCoy have an unfortunate misunderstanding with Rura Penthe's fashion critic. In our second, the crew of the Enteprise-E pass the time watching reruns of Beauty and the Beast. Happy captioning:

 

[Rat Boy]

When Kirk and McCoy started hearing banjo music, it was time to worry.

Viceroy: "War. War never changes."

Picard: "Uh, we're on a mission of peace."

Viceroy: "What? Oh, sorry about that."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

I won! With that? Sometimes I don't get my sense of humour...

McCoy: "He wants you to kiss his knees."
Kirk: "What?"
McCoy: "It's how they greet each other on his homeworld. Now don't be a prig Jim, strange new worlds and all that."
Kirk: "Okay, Hi there stranger."
McCoy mumbles: "That'll get him back for snaffling all the women on every shore leave we ever had."

Picard: "I'm getting tired of coming up to the bridge to see Buffy reruns on the main screen."
Data: "Awww! But this is the one where the Scoobies go after the nest of ubervampires."

 

[Rat Boy]

Large guy: "I'm actually a human. This is the result of the backwards prick Grignak making his coffee too damn hot."

 

[Candlelight]

"So... vice presidential nominee for the Republicans in 08... how did that turn out?"
"Jim, what are you staring at her knees for?"
"Haven't you heard bones? Not all hockey moms keep their genitals in the same place"

"Psst... Bradbury... did you find a bullseye on your seat?"
"Yeah, I'm worried, I normally wear a yellow shirt but today all I could find was this red one"
"Don't worry, as long as Troi stays away from the helm we'll both survive this movie"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Good thing both a doctor and Iman are here.

You clearly have problem skin, fella."

VICEROY:"NO.

Reman mines don't offer dental plans to their workers.

Why?"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"He's definitely on about something, Jim!

Quick...offer him your penis! That seems to get us out of every other problem in the past 27 years!"

 

[Mistral]

"You two little guys have the worst cases of dandruff I've ever seen!"

 

[Candlelight]

"You know, come to think of it... I think we DID meet your ancestor back in the past. Medium height, orange hair, piercings... likes public transport... always showing people his middle index finger..."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"You better hope like hell all those old urban legends were true and Bumbles bounce, Jim!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Viceroy: "Would you mind not calling me when I'm on the toilet?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Good talking to you Viceroy, but Nerys Myk will be here in a few minutes to replace you with images from other Trek shows, old movies and maybe Vomit.

BRADBURY: Wow, our intel was right Captain. Those Romulan bastards did clone you!

PICARD: That's...not...my... clone!

Thanks for the win

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Kirk and McCoy were in quite a pinch,
They had met Grunch, cousin of the Grinch.
He was red and not green,
But still rather mean.

Uh, Data? Did we turn on "When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong?" I think that's Michael Jackson just before he died...

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Good Lord! Get Nimoy into the make-up trailor NOW."

 

[Mistral]

Data:"Skiffy's always like this on Saturday night. Let's try the History channel."

 

[scottydog]

Deanna: "Look, you wake me before I put my make-up on and this is what you get."

 

[Rat Boy]

The Rolling Stones still soldiered on even in the 24th Century.

 

[Gertch]

Chewbacca didn't hold up too well through the years.

Data: "Notice the image of President Obama when I apply the 'They Live' filter."

 

[Candlelight]

DATA: Good talking to you Viceroy, but Nerys Myk will be here in a few minutes to replace you with images from other Trek shows, old movies and maybe Vomit.

Viceroy: And I'm sure Candlelight will attempt some painfully obvious but sometimes very entertaining MS Paint images as well.

 

[Candlelight]

DATA: Good talking to you Viceroy, but Nerys Myk will be here in a few minutes to replace you with images from other Trek shows, old movies and maybe Vomit.

You vomit after using photoshop?