Movie Caption Contest #65: Hanging Around

[Nebusj]

``OK, Spock, first, you have to tell Scotty the transporter's aim is just a wee bit off; second, find somebody who's got a big pair of tweezers and a gentle touch and pull me out of this rock already.''

 

[Candlelight]

"Spock, what do you mean I've got a mountain stuck on my ass?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Nothing personal, but if you or Bones touch the Twinkies and Ho-Hos in my knapsack down there?

They'll be finding your skeletons buried under piles of leaves in a hundred years."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Great. We come back in time 300 entire years...and we end up on the ONE transit bus in a hundred mile radius full of gay heavy metal punks."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk, after being asked if he would like to see Vomit's double dumb ass.

 

[Triskelion]

Vomit: Hmm, Klingon pubes and spirit gum?
Kirk: Oh no he didn't!

There's a condor nest over there. Go fetch us some omelets.