"Well gosh darn it Captain, I can see Russia from here, you betcha. Them Klingons sure are mavericks, ain't they?"
Movie Caption Contest #63: Ladies Night
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"Well gosh darn it Captain, I can see Russia from here, you betcha. Them Klingons sure are mavericks, ain't they?"
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Yes, sometimes even the ship's therapist needs therapy.
Yes, sometimes even the ship's therapist needs therapy.
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"You go tell Mr. Jefferson I ain't cleanin' up the apartment just so Mr. Bentley can come over and spill that nasty, warm English beer all over the place again!"
"Will...
is...is there SUPPOSED to be a strange planet coming at us that fast?!"
Troi could sense fear amongst the crew, particularly the young ones. Then, as she noticed the error message on her screen asking her to contact her system administrator, she could sense she had just shit herself.
Nichelle Nichols: "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
Casting Director: "Thanks for coming in. Next ..."
"You wanted the old adrenaline going?
GOOD. Now let's take it up a notch.
Get naked...and sit on that power conduit over there!"
"Great.
Half the ship's been obliterated...and we STILL have to go through a warp toll booth."
"I have had it with these mother-fuckin' geeks on this mother-fuckin' caption contest"
"Ever read your ancient Klingon religious texts?
Well I got this little passage memorized for occasions like this.
Kahless Chapter 5 Verse 19?
'The path of the noble warrior is beset on all sides by patahks and targs...'"
Uhura: Don't dis the Jheri Curl!
Uhura's tenure as a staff reporter for Channel 600 News lasted less than one interview after she mistook her phaser for a microphone.
Uhura: "So you don't like fan dances, huh?"
I got a message for you straight from yo mama.
"I guess I picked the wrong time to have my nose hairs plucked."
Uhura: "On your knees boy, let's see if you're really as silver tongued as you think you are."
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