Movie Caption Contest #63: Ladies Night

[Maurice]

UHURA: Hailing frequencies open! Hailing frequencies open! 40 years of motherfucking hailing frequencies! Open them your goddamn self, ADMIRAL!"

And yet another Trek regular watches their career go up in...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Who you callin' Wanda Sykes, stringbean?"

"Did I leave the replicator on?"

 

[cultcross]

Calm down dear, its just a commercial!
I'm actually a very good pilot.

 

[Candlelight]

"Sir Ian McKellan, get in the- oh what's the use, we're gonna have lots of these this week"

 

[Mistral]

"That's right! I'm taking the kids, I'm taking the house, I'm keeping the cat, and, yes, I'm keeping the starship, too. And you aren't going to do a thing about it, are you, dear!?!

 

[Mistral]

Desperate, Deanna tried the "puppy-dog eyes" gambit on the Klingons. They weren't buying it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Hey Deanna, you ever see the movie Thelma and Louise?

TROI: I don't like where this is headed.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Troi: This isn't Pismo Beach. Guess, I should've taken that left at Albuquerque.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Uhura: "What did you say about the 'fro?"

Troi: "It was like that when I got here."

 

[Gertch]

Troi could tell which wall was blown out by the all too familiar sound of men's urinals.

 

[Candlelight]

"WHAT did he say about the script?"
"Only that you won't be seen again until the end of the film..."
"You have ten seconds to come up with a plan to give me more screen time"
"Er... er... how about a... nude dance with feathers...?
"You got lucky"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Not everyone can carry off the Sarah Palin look.

 

[jgdst]

Uhura: ...honestly, just 2 minutes of your time! Allow me to demonstrate the Remington LadySmooth®

Child: Hit me at 30 and there's a 50% chance I'll live
Troi: HOW ABOUT WARP 9 BITCH?!

 

[Adagio]

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[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "I let you 'open my hailing frequency,' so now you gotta pay ..."

Troi: "Macy's is closed?"

 

[EyalM]

Troi:"Hmm, it says here that we lost the warp core. I guess I'll just have to use the other one".

 

[EyalM]

Troi:"Remind me again which one is port and which one is starboard?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Troi had accidentaly entered the men's bathroom. And the emotions coming from the Goldshirt behind her were, to say the least, "disturbing."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard, drunk, offscreen: "See the thing on my taint? You think that's just a boil?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Uhura: "No my first name ain't baby, it's Nyota. Cmdr. Uhura if you're nasty!"

Troi: "Well..... fuck!"