Movie Caption Contest #60: Confusion

[Gertch]

Data: "Yes. I can imagine ingrown hairs could be very painful."

 

[Outpost4]

Data: What do you mean, "Not tonight - I have a headache." With that get-up, you must always have a headache!

 

[Rat Boy]

Queen: "This time, could you use Picard's voice?"

Data: "Make it so!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: My bit is 10.745 inches in length with a girth of 3.578 inches.
Borg Queen: Drill, baby, drill!

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"If I ask you to put on a Denise Crosby wig and beat me with a leather whip...would it offend you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"See, Spock?

THIS is why I've always insisted to you that the Jedi never take Klingons."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chang: "Ah, I see you Terrans leave towels in case we have to take a crap in the middle of dinner."

Kirk: "Kirk to galley; hold the re-fried beans. PLEASE!"

 

[M'Sharak]

DATA:"I have not been this intimate since stardate 48527.1...at 2106 hours...when I experimented with a structurally compatible EPS power socket in my quarters aboard the previous Enterprise."

Many-voiced Borg Collective (off-camera): TMI! Delete record! DE-LEEEEEETE RECORD!