Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "He expectorated on my attire Admiral."
Kirk: "What?"
Spock: "He spat at me."
Kirk: "Oh, that's a sign of appreciation."
Spock: "And the excess nasal mucus?"
Kirk: "Congratulations Spock, you've pulled."

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD WILLIAM:"We get out next exit.

Funny Earth man with scary hair...he smell like soup mix."

 

[cooleddie74]

VOMIT:"Yeah, well a double dumb ass on YOU, bike cop!"

SPOCK:"We are going to die...aren't we?"

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: He's quite territorial about his Yanni.

Cloud William: Lonely Planet guide say swanky NoCal despot of West Coast chic is home to best chefs and restaurants in the world.
Cloud Festus: Kenny Rogers Roasters.
Vomit: I shoulda took the bus.

 

[Mistral]

MISTRAL's POST:
Kirk: No, Mr. Spock, we are not going to take her 'behind the woodshed.'
Spock: But Captain-
Kirk: I said no and I meant it!
Gillian: If you two pervs don't cool it I'm calling a cop.

Data: Captain, this has to be the ugliest head I've ever found in a glovebox!

Picard: Data, I don't give a damn what you found in the glovebox! Can't you see I'm trying to merge onto the 405?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"YES.."

SPOCK:"No."

KIRK:"YES."

SPOCK:"No."

KIRK:"YES.

I love casual and meaningless sex from total strangers in pickup trucks.

And so do you."

SPOCK:"YES."

CLOUD WILLIAM:"You mind keep eyes on road?

Me try reading new Stephen King novel here."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mister Data, this is the ninth time I've found a severed head in your possession during an away mission. One more incident and I will be forced to put a severe reprimand into your Starfleet record!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Spock: What is love, Admiral?
Jim: Gillian, don't hurt me...
Gillian: Don't hurt me...no more...

 

[Nebusj]

Thank goodness for widescreen televisions so we can take in gorgeous images like this.

``Why does the shiny-headed man have a huge, misshapen catcher's mitt made of raw bread dough for a left hand?''

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Merde! The cops!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOHNNY LUKE: You got a real pretty mouth boy.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "Captain, what does it mean 'screw you too!'?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful reacharound?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Captain ...'harmonica'?"
"Veronica?"
(thinking) "I know what I'd like, about now. These two bozos are too much!"

Cloud Festus: What say in book?
Cloud William: Holiest of Holies say no matter what words put under picture, cooleddie probably do again two pages later.
Cloud Festus: Figures.
Vomit:

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Data, when I said a little head, that's not exactly what I meant.

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Beer head for you Captain?"