Movie Caption Contest #56: Labor Day Pains
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Further enraging Shatner, even Cloud Festus made it into Abrams' Star Trek reboot.
Not all Trek fans were willing to take the closing of Star Trek: The Experience laying down. Unfortunately, as these fans were about to find out, toy phaser rifles are no match for real tear gas.
"DAMN.
Stupid Starfleet people told me the Rutger Hauer Lookalike Contest was going to be held HERE.
I've been tricked!!!"
STARSHIP TROOPERS 4:
The Search for Better Scripts
"HELLO?
A-anyone here?
Need a men's room.
NOW.
I'M NOT KIDDING..."
Despite being 30 minutes late, crewman Telos really didn't mind missing bits of the 8th Annual Great Curry Cook-Off Of Deck 19.
"I think I've found the way out... yeah this is definitely it... boy I can't wait to see my new baby girl again, taste momma's home cooking, live out all my dreams and celebrate my retirement which starts in 3 days from now. I thought walking under that ladder, seeing that black cat and breaking all those mirrors might do it in for me, but I guess I was wrong..."
"Resistence is Futile"
"Hmmm, that turbo lift voice sure sounds funny. My instinct is telling me we should go back, but I guess I'll open this door anyway. What else could go wrong?"
WHERE'S WALDO'S GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDSON?
The short attention span edition
"Recharge your phaser rifles, guys and be ready.
Set them to maximum.
From what Commander Data told us, the spiders and silverfish in the men's room are HUGE."
"Follow me in two-by-two cover formation. Flanking maneuever.
Then...when we finish...one of you clean my britches."
The ensign was finally getting over his fear of fur coats. Now all he needed to do was get over his fear of sudden and unexpected fireballs in starship corridors.
Election Day, 2008, and Sarah Palin supporters everywhere make sure you vote Republican.
Where is that first image from anyway? Is it on the Reliant or something?
It's one of those blink and you miss it shots of one of Khan's boys buying it. I forget which part it's from off the top of my head. I'm thinking somewhere in the nebula.
That seems about right. When they blow the nacelle off, etc.
"Well, shit. Looks like I did leave the iron on."
There's another one! Geez, who would have expected rats on a starship?!? Oh, wait, that's just Brannon Braga....
It is sooo hard to run in theses heels!
"...now where did Khan say the only working lavatory was located?
DAMN. Gotta hurry...gotta hurry..."
"Heads up.
We got word a Eurotrash guy in a fur coat is wandering the corridors looking for a place to drop a deuce.
Weapons on maximum stun."
Ron Perlman and BEAUTY AND THE BEAST lookalike contests were always poorly attented and catered.
Former Sesame Street character Guy Smiley's move into movies lasted all of 3 seconds.
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