Movie Caption Contest #56: Labor Day Pains

[cultcross]

"We've created an impenetrable wall Commander!

...unless they think of going down the middle."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Jed! Jethro! Elly May! Come fer supper! I got vittles on the fire!"

 

[Triskelion]

Fire! Quick, give me the Heimlich Maneuver!

Johannsen! Stow that squeaky boot now! Murphy! Flip flops, man? Are you trying to make us all look like jackasses??

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sorry, Captain. Sorry, Doctor. When we heard the screams from the Steam Room...we...ah....er....

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hello?!

Anyone here? Can someone tell me where the Orange Julius stand is?"

"NEW SAIGON...

2368...

This shit reminds me of New Saigon."

 

[Candlelight]

Couldn't find the correct image, but this looked just as funny...

"You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army people"

 

[cooleddie74]

PETER:"He he he he he he he he

ASS-imilated."

 

[Candlelight]

"Remember guys, it's mostly likely gonna be on our right when we get down here. So keep your eyes peeled to your right"

Lieutenant Johanssen, the only survivor of the team, would later regret not knowing the difference between his left and his right.

 

[cooleddie74]

Rocky Dennis.

Augment-for-Hire.

 

[PhoenixIreland]

Team Leader: "Hes writing another valentine to the fans, we have to stop him before it's finished or the franchise is ruined"

Ensign: "but what about Star Trek XI sir?"

Team leader: "Hazard Team Two has been sent to eliminate Abrams, Berman is the bigger threat people, stay focused, we can't afford anymore of his 'valentines' "

 

[Nerys Myk]

TEAM LEADER: Johnson! Why are you back there with the women? Get your candy ass up here!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Crewman G'Narly, frantic: "Is there a goddamned bathroom on this ship?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

OZZY: Sharon!!!!!! darseemstabeafir umm eydiddntstartiit! SHARON!!!!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Crewman G'Narly, frantic: "Is there a goddamned bathroom on this ship?"

Starfleet Regulation 1035, subsection 3, with reference to appendix D, in the case of a potty emergency coinciding with hostile action, corridor fires should be pissed on.

Addendum: Following an unfortunate accident suffered by a inebriated ensign, all EPS conduit locations should be memorised, and all potential pissers should be made aware of the effects of electrocution and plasma shock to the genitals.

 

[cooleddie74]

New this winter from the Karidian Company of Players and Andrew Lloyd Weber VI...

THE PHANTOM OF DECK FIVE

in space, nobody can hear the Music of the Night.

"Keep a sharp eye, guys.

Commander Riker's usually a bitch to take down after he's screwed up a trombone recital."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The first, unseen video version of John Cougar Mellencamp's "Cherry Bomb" complete with pyrotechnics.

 

[cooleddie74]

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!!!

No, seriously...where ARE you?

I can't find the john."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/Wesson_album/Doomsday.jpg

Little did Uncle Fester know that the Eye of Harmony was opening.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/Wesson_album/Blue.jpg

*Sniff sniff* "What smells like blue?"

 

[Triskelion]

(I'm wrong. I am truly sorry for this one, folks):

Corky turns pyro. Next week on Life Goes On.

While many witnessed her arrival onboard, fewer crewmen attended Dr Pulaski's going away party.

 

[cooleddie74]

Next week on a very special SPIKE TV MOVIE NIGHT...

Rutger Hauer contracts Down's Syndrome and has to fight to take back a NASA space station commandeered by terrorists!

"Keep a sharp eye, people.

The end of this contest is somewhere around one of these bends.

I hope."