Geordi (thinking): "Eww, android breath..."
"Geordi! You must help me! Dai are on to me! I promise I vill not try and suck your blood!"
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Geordi (thinking): "Eww, android breath..."
"Geordi! You must help me! Dai are on to me! I promise I vill not try and suck your blood!"
"...and then the nun says 'Same as in town!' I always wondered what that meant in the context of old Earth theological sexual practices."
KIRK: Try another loop de loop Mr Scott. Baby Jimmy is still awake.
Baby Jimmy: "Jim-Jim hungry!"
Scotty: "Ach, this is worse than that Vomit kid."
Baby Jimmy: "Jim-Jim don't like Ramones. Put on Wiggles!"
Vomit: "Shut up, you little freak!"
Kirk: "I don't care if the transporters don't work. Get them the hell out of here!"
Scotty wasn't worried. He could play the patient stepdad as long as it took - all the way up to the first time Jim went away on business. And then it would be a one way ticket to hell on Satan's Rollercoaster for Master Vomit.
I'm insubordinate?? Well why don't you go cry to mommy about it! Oh that's right you can't - cause she's dead!
Leonard, this is the set to Boston Legal. Snap out of it!
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Even in the year 2273...public buses tend to suck.
"Did you see the last episode of ENTERPRISE, Geordi?
'Valentine to the fans'...NOW I get it! Sarcasm! What a concept!"
Tigh: Alright. The silly gay uniform stunt was funny the first time. Now get them the hell out of here.
Shatner: "No, seriously. He actually recorded a whole album..."
Shatner: "...and he actually thinks he sounds good. He calls it "Old Yellow Eyes" or something like that."
Spiner: "They actually said that? Oh, the irony."
Atavachron
Leonard: Yes, Bill, I did it and I'm proud of it-- bourbon and beans is an explosive combination you know.
Bill: That's brilliant, Lenny. I gotta put that one in the campfire scene. The trekkies--trekkers, whatever--love fart jokes.
SCOTTY:"Can we bloody drop Mister Spock off yet? He's creepin' me out somethin' FIERCE with that open robe and whiff of vegetarian soup mix..."
"HA!!!
You fell for the blind-man's-hand-in-a-bowl-of-water prank!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! In an attempt to better emulate human behavior, I simulated urination and a bowel movement in my previous bout of laughter. It would be well advised if we returned to the ship."
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