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Movie Caption Contest #53: Stand-Up Act

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This week on IN SEARCH OF...

The Mystery of Why Shatner's Hairpieces Look So Stupid
 
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"Ever since I switched from Archer One to Verizon my ringtones have been so much better..."
 
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"Y'hear that, Jim Boy?

The Bandit and the Snowman have the Coors...and they're headed for Atlanta!

YEEEEEE-HAW!!!"
 
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PICARD:"Please, Mister Data.

I can't stay hard if I know someone's watching."
 
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Kirk: What is with that folder you have there, Leonard?

Nimoy: My shooting notes and highlights of the script for the movie, Jim. This folder is just for this one scene.

Kirk: Heh! I got my movie script and notes all planned out on the back of a dinner napkin. It's called Star Trek V: The Final Frontier and it's gonna be a smash!
 
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Data: In the advent of an emergency I can be used a personal flotation device.

Picard: No need, Mister Data. I have my inflatable love doll.
 
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Nimoy: It's a totally new Enterprise! There's a sombrero on the saucer section, with Bill Shatner PEZ dispensers for nacelles!
 
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