Movie Caption Contest #47: Playing Doctor

[Candlelight]

Screen grab from the viral video "Two Starfleet Officers, One Dead Klingon"

 

[Gertch]

Everyone watched on excitedly as Bones searched for the popup timer.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Jim, tastes like chicken.

 

[cooleddie74]

The deep space milkshake accidents are always the most tragic.

 

[cooleddie74]

CRUSHER:"I hope you won't be mad.

When you were unconscious I used some of your sperm to make a little half-brother or sister for Wesley."

"We're stumped down here, Captain.

We keep running scan after scan...test after test...to determine what caused it. But we're at a loss.

We do NOT know what makes Avril Lavigne so damn popular."

 

[Triskelion]

Sorry, we don't have time to create a retrovirus to fight the Borg. We've been working on a posture innoculation. As you can see, Captain, with mixed results.

How's the remote working, Ogawa?

Something's wrong, it's stuck on flaccid.

It's not a squid bone! He's been shot!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Crewman Hilton: New shoes. Guess how many bars of latinum?

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: Not Klingon again! We had that last week.