Movie Caption Contest #46: Soup's On

[Rat Boy]

Come and get it! After a week of snickering and whispering, it's time to put this contest to a close. Here are the winners:

FBI 1: "Did you see what that Pinko Commie was wearing?"
FBI 2: "Pinko is right. I know this is San Francisco but damn!"
Chekov offscreen: "That's the last time I go clothes shopping vith Sulu."

Picard: "... and besides looking stupid with that banana clip over his eyes, every damned week he got schooled in engineering by a young boy who's biggest thrill in life was masturbating to upskirt holos of his mother."

Geordi: "I'm standing right here!

Shat: "No, if my character were to die in the next movie, I wouldn't come back years later and whine like a bitch to get into one of the future films ..."

And the Photoshop award:

And now the director of the new Star Trek movie with an exclusive performance of Rocketman...

And finally, the "I just feels like it" award:

We're trying to crack his code. So far we've got that he wants us to name a price, and he will name the cup, otherwise coffee no.

Congratulations to the winners. This week's theme is, obviously, eating....eating in bad Star Trek movies. Our special picture this week also involves eating, as it's from a behind-the-scenes documentary from the special edition DVD of movie #6. Be sure to chew thoroughly before swallowing.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I wonder why the other camp's clearing out..."

*pfffft*

Picard: "You can turn your eyelids inside out! You are my clone!"

Kirk: "Mmmmmmmm, miniature whale."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Thanks for the win!

McCoy: "I don't care how hungry we are or if he can lop one side off and grow it back, I'm not eating it!"

Picard: "A third testicle? Romulan cloning techniques apparently leave something to be desired."

Kirk: "I thought you said she was green."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Bifurcated? Did they slip in some Vulcan DNA when they made you?"

 

[Triskelion]

Bourbon and beans, an explosive combi - for Pete's sake Doctor, you may be wearing a diaper but do you have to do that here??

Mini me loves chocolate, Scotty don't.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "Geez, Bones, did you have to drop your teeth in there?"

Shinzon: "I tried to find a more interesting dessert, but Reman cooking isn't known for its creativity."

Picard: "Perhaps a cake with a drawing of a woman going to the bathroom on it?"

Shatner: "You let Takei cook this?"

Koenig: "Please tell me he didn't supply the 'special sauce'."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: " I told you those 20th Century Whales would come in handy."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Wine me, dine me but you still don't get to 69 me.

Kirk to Bones: (whispers) I'm glad you came along, Bones. Last time I went camping with Spock, he tried to mount me like a Nimbus III horse.
Bones: (phhht) Ah, sorry... Jim, what we're you saying? Beans and Bourbon, an explosive combination.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"So...how many times has 007 eluded or beaten you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

GUMMI TARG

Honorable deliciousness all the warrior kids can enjoy(TM)

 

[Candlelight]

Spock put his bowl down to feed his invisible cat, Jemima.

"At last, I'm off that starship and free from all the glue jokes."
"Might wanna check your elbows there"

Shatner was amazed at the likeness, but thought the testicles could've been bigger.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Like Romulan Ale, Bolian penis is illegal in the Federation.

 

[cultcross]

Producing Star Trek V, the cast and crew often found themselves scraping the bottom of the barrel.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "You put peanuts in the food? I'm allergic to peanuts!"

Shinzon: "Exactly! Prepare to die, Picard!"

Picard: "But if you're my clone, then you're also allergic to them."

Shinzon: "Dammit!"

 

[SciFi75]

Nimoy: Keep looking! You might find the plot!

 

[SciFi75]

Stewart: So you're my clone. Wait until you turn forty and the Rigellan testicle fever kicks in.

Shinzon: What?!

Stewart: Uh....just kidding, old boy.

 

[Candlelight]

"I want your DNA Picard"

"What are ya gonna do? Chase after me in a big Reman warbird, attack my ship, beam over a boarding party, cripple my ship, activate your secret weapon and try & stab me with a small knife?"

"Nah, I was gunna stun you with this gun, right here and now, but your way sounds far more exciting."

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: "Either of you ever see Brokeback Mountain?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: "Kryptonian? No, can't say I'm familiar with that species."

 

[cultcross]

That's right! This pot contains our own universe!