Movie Caption Contest #44: Action!

[Triskelion]

I shouldn't have drunk all that Yoo-Hoo!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Scotty plugged up the pipes again.

This is the last time we have haggis and beans programmed into the ship's food synthesizers."

 

[cooleddie74]

Billy Idol never failed to give an audience its credits' worth.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

*Ordinarily Worf prefered to stand whilst on duty but following a bad case of piles, his decision to try out a chair on the bridge proved to be a life saver that day.*

*Worf was given the task of putting together some fireworks for O'Brian and Keikos wedding, unfortunately his decision to display them on the bridge had some unforseen consequences which resulted in a week in the brig and his chair being removed.*

 

[Candlelight]

"Kirk to bridge, Scotty how's that upgrade going?"

"Just trying it now Cap-whoa! That didn't work too well. Hopefully the rear console does better."

"Forget I asked..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Shatner: "I lost my other glove, but the Pillsbury Dough Boy people said we can use this one until three."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Yar's brother didn't last too long at tactical either.

 

[Frenzy]

McCoy: Do you really think that;s appropriate for your daughter's wedding?

Scotty: Why did we get the Ferengi to build this ship again?

Picard [off screen]: Excuse me.