Movie Caption Contest #44: Action!

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"If and when I get back here with Spock...I want sickbay prepped to receive us...and YOU in something a little less idiotic looking."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I bloody TOLD YE that the buffer couldn't hold more than a thousand MP3s...damn yer Hall & Oates fetish!!!"

OSHA


Cutting corners, taking bribes and just plain failing to keep your workplace safe for four centuries.

 

[S'kai]

The party was a little boring until the DJ's kicked off the special effects.

It did, however, get out of hand rather quickly.

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty always suspected that using a secondhand music mixing board from an old nightclub for a makeshift helm console would have negative repercussions...

NEVER use a wattage of bulb higher than those recommended for the socket.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If I don't make it back alive, Bones...my collection of Captain and Tennille records is yours."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

"If I don't make it back alive, Bones...my collection of Captain and Tennille records is yours."

Bones: "Scotty already called that. I want the Orion fisting collection for, uh, research purposes."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Ens. Jackson makes double sure there are no Ceti-eels in Kirk's helmet

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Hey, grab me a couple of hot dogs while you're out. No relish. Lotsa chili."

 

[Triskelion]

Good luck DeForest with your new job as an art teacher. I'm suiting up for my fat suit lawyer gig. Do you think these pecs sag too low?

Damn, my one chance to take his royal baldness with me and he's not in the damn chair!

Sulu: This is why they took you off the fryalator!

 

[Plecostomus]

SCOTTY: "Captain! The Gay-dar is read'n off the scale... It be overloadn we're too close to teh source!"

SULU: ...

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea returns?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worf's Rapid Deployment Security System needed more work.

 

[nil_jones]

Sulu: Hmm...'Canadian Pharmaceuticals: Click Here.'

Scotty: Good Lord, Hikaru, No!

 

[Super Grover]

"Whoa there, sorry folks, having some technical difficulties. We're going to take a break and recap the latest headlines while we sort those out. When we come back, we'll take some more of your calls, and we also have some more of those John Fogerty tickets to give away. He'll be playing live next thursday at the coliseum, be listening for your chance to pick those up. And we'll give you three in row from the Allman Brothers. That's all coming up in our next hour, your listening to Fruit Salad and Haggis in the morning on your home for classic rock KRQZ."

Offscreen voice of Waylon Jennings,
Looks like he's going from the frying pan, right into the grease fire.

Hey, if this is what it takes to snag me some sweet Barbara Eden tail, then I'm going to do it. Damn Larry Hagman too busy being drunk to appreciate what he had when he had it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CREWMAN: I'm surprised we don't need a bigger helmet.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

*Even in the 24th Century, Islamic Extremists and suicide bombers posed a significant security threat.*

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Will you hurry up and put the helmet on? I've got a fart brewing and I want to savour it."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Oh. I thought you said less room in the crotch ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

ORION SYNDICATE ELECTRICIANS AND CONDUIT REROUTERS


Because Terrans don't hold the monopoly on efficient wiring(TM)

WORF:"I have got to get that transfer to the Bajor sector."

"Wait for me here, Bones.

Chances are I'm going to have to have something removed from my rectum."

 

[ancient]

SULU: "So when am I going to be the Captain? I think I should at least be the same rank as Kirk."

KIRK: "Scotty, activate the helm destruct."

SCOTTY: "Way ahead of you sir."

Ensign Yellowhair's test of the Spock rocket-boots on the bridge wasn't such a cool idea in retrospect.

I expect this room to be painted by the time I get back.

 

[Rat Boy]

Brown-haired goldshirt: "You know, Terry, you didn't have to intentionally knee me in the head when you came flying by."