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Movie Caption Contest # 43: Casual Fridays
- Thread starter Rat Boy
- Start date
"Whew.
For a moment I was worried my gay ass belt buckle got lost in transit."
LISTERINE
Hey...300 years from now, who's gonna care?(TM)
DATA:"Why are we standing here feeling the surface of a rusted septic tank?"
"Hey...Deanna...come here.
Look at this. Says I can add up to five inches of length for just 100 credits if I send off to this Ferengi medical institute."
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Shatner: Bunch of sorry ass lower deck losers. Why they even put me in a scene with the three of you is beyond me.
"Hey...Deanna...come here.
Look at this. Says I can add up to five inches of length for just 100 credits if I send off to this Ferengi medical institute."
Troi: "For God's sake, Will, pay it! The whole vegetable thing is getting old."
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Deanna "Thomas and I are done. It's your turn now Wil."
"Hey...Deanna...come here.
Look at this. Says I can add up to five inches of length for just 100 credits if I send off to this Ferengi medical institute."
Troi: "For God's sake, Will, pay it! The whole vegetable thing is getting old."
"Sure. If you say so.
But this means NO MORE snide remarks about it being bent to the left, either."
"This reminds me of the time I tried to get laid with that girl at the Academy who read Braille..."
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Picard: "You see Data? They used space-titanium to make MechaGodzilla's penis, much like yours."
Data: "Yes sir. But is his removable like mine?"
Picard: "I don't know Data. We should contact GIGAN."
"Savor this moment, Data. It's not every day a Starfleet officer gets this close to the Iron Giant's penis."
Damned transporters. What happened to all my pubic hair?
Chekov: In Soviet Russia, shooters down you.
Kirk: See, I don't get that.
Picard: Keep searching Data; one of these has got to be the Borg Queen's clitoris.
"Alright...
WHAT the hell did this contraption do with my Frampton 8-track?!"
SULU:"Congratulations on winning MOST QUEER CASUAL WEAR at the Headquarters contest, sir.
Honestly, I thought I was going to be a lock."
"Amazing isn't it, Data?
This used to be a prop in a low-budget nuclear armageddon movie. Now it's just hours away from ushering in a new era for humanity."
JC Penny unveils its new line of mannequins.
Goodbye Cornpone Doctor, hello Disco Lumberjack! No more creeping out the ladies!
Picard: You see, Mr Data, a ship is like a woman.
Data: Yes sir. I've got to take this call, sir.
Picard: What? I didn't hear your communicator.
Data: It's on vibrate.
SULU:"So, sir...any news from Starfleet Command on when our loads of laundry will be finished?"
"OW.
I think this damn contraption forgot to put one of my balls back in the right place."
Late 24th century traveling shows of THE MIRACLE WORKER left much to be desired from an aesthetic point of view.
It was that last drink that turned Kirk into a double dumb-ass.
"Keep rubbing Mr Data, we have to get these stains out"
Kirk: (drunk) So then I told McCoy that we'd be having the party on the Enterprise...
Sulu: Sir, isn't the ENterprise undergoing decontamination?
Kirk: (drunk) Yup!
Chekov: Don't those Chemicals cause intense Nausea in humans?
McCoy: Oh No, I've only been aboard 10 seconds and I'm already Space Sick.
Data: Captain, I do not believe this was what Commander Riker meant when he said "All Hands on Deck."
Riker: This can't be right.
Troi: Will, come to bed.
Riker: I can't Deanna, according to this, the Gas Bill is over 1 million dollars.
Troi: Oh, right. I bought a Hummer Class Shuttlecraft.
Sir, it's not really a protest if you drink your own urine sample.
"And I thought I was dressed like an idiot until I saw the new Uniforms."
PICARD: "Touching something connects us to an object in a very personal way and makes it feel more real."
DATA: "Um...sir?"
PICARD: "Crap, this is just like that time we got our tongues stuck to the cryogenic tank."
DATA: "Dr. Crusher, please bring a blow-dryer down here."
RIKER: "Hey, I won the Vulcan lotto!"
TROI: "There is no Vulcan lotto."
RIKER: "Oh crap, now the Orions own this ship."
