Movie Caption Contest #41: And I Would've Gotten Away With It, Too

[SantaEddie74]

"See, Kirk?

My life's blood doesn't permanently stain or ruin Rich Corinthian Leather..."

"Dammit, Data.

We saved Cochrane's flight. But something went wrong. History's been changed.

Styx and Dennis DeYoung somehow gained control of Earth instead."

 

[Santa Kang]

KHAN:"Yeah I was sunbathing last weekend. Why do you ask?"

PICARD: "I'll bet that asshole Kirk never got one of these! Who's the Master Machine Slayer now? "

 

[SantaEddie74]

"SEGA!!!!"

"Yes, Data...I see she's dead. But...why is there a gaping hole the same width of your artificial penis in her left eye globe socket?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Indiana Picard and the Kingdom of the Duranium Skull

 

[John Picard]

Indiana Picard and the Kingdom of the Duranium Skull

WINNER

 

[Santa Kang]

DATA: If you are done gloating victoriously, I could use a little help here.

 

[cultcross]

And the Trekkies were executed, in the manner most befitting virgins...

Beach Boys Reunion Tour: "The floors sticky, these lights are too bright, and I can't read that set list without my glasses"

In the 24th Century, some still held out that global warming was a myth.

 

[Gertch]

You always new they were done when they plumped up and let out some noise.

 

[Rat Boy]

Abraham: "Dammit, I need more make-up if we're doing this in HD!"

 

[S'kai]

Kruge realized that the barbecue needed cleaning once the Klingon cockroaches got big enough to wear shoes.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "You had to stop at McDonalds for our coffee, Joachim?"

Klingon: "If it'll keep me out of Star Trek V, then I gladly accept this fate ... <lets go, plunges to a burning death>"

Picard: "Data, two things: when is Commander Riker's birthday, and is his pocket-pussy still on the fritz?"

Ru'afo: "I still look better than Nichelle Nicholsssssssssssssssss!"

 

[hmbnimbus]

Khan: What's happening to me?!
Doctor (off screen): You've got an STD, I'm afraid?
Khan: OF THE FACE?
Doctor: Not everyone keeps their genetalia in the same place.

"No, don't make me do Surburban Commando - please!"

Data: Captain, I warned you not to get a-'head' of yourself.
Picard: Data, maybe it would be better if you deactivated your emotion chip?
Data: *click*

There goes the last copy of "Insurrection".

 

[Peach Wookiee]

"OH NO!"

"OH NO!"

"Oh, no..."

Kool-Aid Son'a: "OH YEAH!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

The most distant tanning bed accidents are always the most tragic.

DATA:"Captain...you...might want to clean that off first. Before you took back control of the ship, she and I had...an encounter."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"...and just when I was two solar weeks away from the last payment on my Bird-of-Prey, too!!"

"NO!!!

I've told you morons...NO duranium foil in the microwave emitter!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

 

[SantaEddie74]

KRUGE:"This may be the worst time to bring this up... but those are some NICE boots!"

 

[archeryguy1701]

Completely disregarding the advice of the strange man at the bar, Ru'afo didn't think urinating after that drink would actually burn.

 

[SantaEddie74]

KRUGE: "Don't hate the warrior, Kirk!!

Hate the BATTLE!!!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Note to self:

Stop peeing into the engine core.


OW!!!!"