Movie Caption Contest #41: And I Would've Gotten Away With It, Too

[Candlelight]

Try the new "Millennium" foundation make up. Today, Khan is wearing Millennium on only one side of his face so you can see the full effect it has.

The last thought going through Kruge's mind was the irony that his phobia of boots would actually kill him.

"Data, why does this machine, which calls itself 'Kryten', keep asking me if I want to 'change the bulb'?"

Ru'Afo adds just a little too much lighter fluid to his bbq.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "You may kill me, but my pectorals shall live FOREVAAAAR!!!!!!!"

Data: "She's either dead or relegated to appearing on 'Voyager.'"
Picard: "Eh: same-same."

 

[hmbnimbus]

Khan: When I'm through with you Kirk, I'm gonna get me a role as a recurring villain on Batman, known only as "Two-Face". Bwahahahahah!

Data: It was Commander Chakotay all along, sir.
Picard: That explains everything.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Jeez. Next time you want a hemorrhoid removed, talk to Geordi, unkay?"

 

[Triskelion]

Alas, poor Data. I hardly knew ye.
I'm right here, sir. Behind you.
Picard to Riker, one to beam up.
We're currently on the ship, sir.
Warp factor 10. Engage.
That would be inadvisable, sir.
There are four lights.
Yes sir. Good night, sir.

 

[Triskelion]

Will you people open a bloody window!

Alright! Two boxes of thin mints please!

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN YOU, KIRK...

for not warning me about aluminum foil in your Starfleet microwaves..."

Where will YOU be when your Charlie Horse cramps return?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Funny.

She didn't TASTE cybernetic."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Data clearly didn't understand the concept of "giving head"

 

[Outpost4]

Death by jelly donut.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "For hate's sake ... I spit ... my last chocolate candy bar-loogie ... at theee!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn you, Kirk!!! You destroyed the bell tower...and killed Tattoo!!"

REVEREND JIM:"Alright! Alright! I, uhhhhhhhhh...I'll...give back Latka's jacket! Just STOP!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"How fun could she have BEEN, Data? Her jaw is the size of an isolinear processor!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "You have been terminated...I've always wanted to say that."

 

[S'kai]

You fool !! Can't you see ??!! We are bloody on the right side, and smooth on the left. The troglodytes are bloody on the left and smooth on the right !

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Good TOS ref!

 

[cooleddie74]

Sometimes...even genetically engineered geniuses can't master the art of baking a cherry pie from scratch.

WHEN BURNING MAN GETS OUT OF CONTROL

Next weekend on Fox. Check local listings.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I've said it before, Mister Data...and I'll repeat it yet again.

These Walt Disney animatronic attractions are going to get someone KILLED."

 

[Triskelion]

So this is a positronic hemorrhoid...Dr Soong certainly had a mischievous streak.
Yes sir.

 

[SciFi75]

I couldn't help but do another ad. This image was too good to pass up.