Movie Caption Contest #41: And I Would've Gotten Away With It, Too

[Rat Boy]

You say yes, I say no.
You say stop and I say go go go, oh no.

Oh wait, that was last week. All right, here are the winners:

Sonak: Would you like to take a survey?

KIRK: Don't cross me commander, or I'll make you wear the shit-brown uniform varient.

Kirk: "Of all the souls I have encountered, his was the most... gayest."

McCoy: "Sulu's not dead Jim, he's on the Excelsior."

Kirk: "Shut up Bones, this is my big speech moment."

The bridge crew was mesmerized as Sulu did a fan dance for them as a retirement present.

Troi suddenly realised she had shat herself.

Riker: Full speed ahead, Mr Crusher.
Ensign Sappho: Aye aye, dumbass.

RIKER:"Sorry about that time I called you 'Baldy.' "

PICARD:"And I apologize for that incident when I had sex with your wife."

``Will, it's been wonderful working with you, but I'm off to earn Olivier and Tony nominations for playing MacBeth. Good luck with your Series Valentine to Enterprise.''
``I hate you.'

Say hello to the Photoshop winners:

VOICE: Millbrae Tram in four minutes. Vulcan-Pleasanton Tram in six minutes.

SONAK: Your human public transportation system sucks.

KIRK: I'll just have the Enterprise beam you up.

SONAK: I thought the Enterprise transporters were not operational.

KIRK: Don't worry. Heheheh

KIRK: Chekov?

Congratulations to the winners. This week comes an ode to the villains, those dastardly folks who dog our heroes for two hours only to come up short and go out in spectacularly overacted fashion. Ruh-oh!

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "I said revenge was a dish best served cold, not hot!"

Kirk: "I...HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF..."

Kruge: "WAIT! Why all the hate, man? I mean know we got off on the wrong foot, but we just met, for Kahless' sake."

Kirk: "...YOU!"

Picard: "Hey Data, want a new paperweight?"

Ru'afo: "I regret noooooooooooothing!"

 

[Triskelion]

Curse you and your damned hot pocket!

I've got your boot and I'm going to - ow! Where did that other boot come from!

Picard: Naw, Junior. This here hubcap hain't worth savin'.
Data: Alright, Paw! Hey my RC cola got hot! You gonna hep me drop this hemi er what?

Mmmm. Warm apple pie.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk vs. Harvey Dent

Christopher Lloyd: No, don't make me do My Favorite Martian!

"Arnold, is that you?"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Data: "I thought I was fully functional until I pressed the red buttons in the following sequence: 1, 4, 3, and 2. I have much to learn"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Picard:"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio..."
Data:"Sir, I am not Horatio and that is the remains of the Borg Queen"
Picard:Shut up, Data

 

[Maurice]

JUDGE KRUDGE: No! Not the Dip!!! Diiiiiiip! What a world, what a world!

PICARD: Data, I believe I've located your colon over here.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Is that a DeLorean I see hovering right below him?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk (on screen): "Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect... again!"
Khan: "It's the mullet, isn't it?"

Kruge's foot fetish overwhelmed him at the most inopportune times.

Picard: "And you say she tried to jam this entire thing up you ass?"
Data: "Yes sir, it was.... unspeakable." (sly grin)

Ru'afo: "I could'a been a contenda!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yesssssss, Kirk...LAUGH...scoff at my inability to properly eat a jelly donut! In mere minutes...you will not be laughing ANYMORE!"

KIRK:"...and THIS is for not telling Marty what he needed to know about Mt. Fusion!!"

"Splendid!

Not only did we save Dr. Cochrane's warp flight...but I have a brand new skull bong!"

RU'AFO:"I said I wanted my angus burger FLAME-BROILED...not flash fried!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Damned Terminators and their time displacement equipment."

 

[ancient]

"You win this round, Jam T. Kirk!"

Data: "You look really manly in that shirt sir."

Picard: "I'm going to have that damn emotion-chip pulled."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Spiner: "Forget it Stewart, you're way too old to play Hamlet."

 

[cooleddie74]

JACKAROO Brand BBQ Sauces.

For when you want to spice up even a Genesis Device detonation!(TM)

DATA:"She...she gave GREAT HEAD, sir."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KRUGE: What the hell did you step in???

Sen. McCain nods off in Congress again.

 

[ancient]

KRUGE: "Dude, why the heels? Are you trying to make up for something, shorty?"

KIRK: "I...have had....enough of....YOU!"

Ruafo realizes that the big shoulder pads, while impressive, do not protect him from antimatter explosions.

 

[S'kai]

On his second trip to Mt. Doom, Frodo realized that, against all of his Hobbit instincts, shoes could sometimes be a good idea.

 

[chancellorjake]

Oh wait, that was last week. All right, here are the winners:

Sonak: Would you like to take a survey?

Wow! I actually won something. Thanks, Rat Boy

Kahn: What do you mean? My face doesn't look like rich, Corinthian leather?

Kirk: Go. To. Gre'thor.
Oh, and say "Hello" to Fek'lhr for me when you get there.

Picard: What a waste. She really was fantastic in bed!
Data: Ooooo! Yes!

Ruafo suddenly regretted asking the woman from Flamoria IV for a "Blow Job".

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Khan: "When gone am I, last of the Augments will you be..."

Kruge: "When my ass hits that lava flow, you're going to see some serious shit!"

Picard: "What's with the vibrate setting?"
Data: "I'm going to miss her..."

Abraham: "Noooo, don't melt my Oscar down!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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