Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

[Candlelight]

"I only took a wee bite..."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Scotty" i warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave.

The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.

 

[Alyssa]

Kirk: I don't care what respect you think we should show him Scotty this could be a long mission and we have to survive... Fire up the grill boys!!!

 

[Gertch]

Scotty" i warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave.



The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.

Both of those had me laughing!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Scotty: I told the boy not to ask about borgus frat, but he dinna listen!

The typical reaction to Two Son'a, One Cup.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Half-Pepperoni?"

Make-Up Artist: "Now hold still, Nichelle ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

*elevator music*

Scotty: "I bloody hate this song."

Data: "Oops, sorry."

 

[scottydog]

Scotty" I warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave."

Or

Scotty: "I warned them time and time again, don't perform oral sex on the Mother Horta."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "He stayed at his post, when all the other trainees ran ..."
Kirk: "Fuckin' cut-and-run Democrats."

The best way to view Insurrection: while dead.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Refresh me memory; where do we stuff corpses around here?"

 

[scottydog]

Scotty: "Here it is, Admiral. An acne-filled Native American. Hopefully the last blow-up doll you'll order."

 

[Rat Boy]

Taylor: "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty Son'a!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain! I think he's been infected by a deadly and fast-acting virus! We need to quarantine the parts of the ship he's been to before he infects anymore- ah fuck it..."

 

[Outpost4]

Ensign Smores died at his post.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Yet another victim of an Engine Room still explosion.

 

[scottydog]

Scotty: "Okay, I've carried him over the threshold but I am definitely NOT going to consummate this sham of a marriage."

 

[A beaker full of death]

Is it safe?

 

[Rat Boy]

A scene from the new dentist documentary, An Inconvenient Tooth.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The poor lad got too close to Witch Mountain, sir."

Even into the late 24th century, the mummified Joan Rivers kept trying new methods to look young.

 

[cooleddie74]

Our renegade Starfleet officers are filled to the brim with rich, delicious raspberry jelly...try one today!(TM)