Movie Caption Contest # 29: Surprise Cameo, Part Deux!

[Shatmandu]

White Person: "Doesn't matter. Hillary says you vote her way, you vote her way."

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: But you must go. We have no place to put our pizza.

 

[cooleddie74]

WHOOPI:"NO!!

No, Walter...please!! I'm not watching BURGLAR again!! NOOOOOO!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

This weekend on a very special BAREFOOT CONTESSA...here on Food Network...guest cooks and legendary actors William Shatner and Patrick Stewart show up to help our host prepare a Ktarian omelet and targ meat souffle that will be to D'Ie for.

 

[CaptainJon]

Shatner: That explains the holes in my script!

 

[Candlelight]

"You could've had any woman in here... and yet you chose... that."
"Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. Sure he moans quite a bit, but then so did Carol"

 

[Candlelight]

"Just get in there"
"BUT I F*CKING HATE PIGEONS!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dees vay, ma'am. Dee vay to the end of de Caption Contest is somevere over here.

I hope."

 

[TheCanon72]

Kirk and Picard:

Kirk- "Dammit old fart! Where's my porn!?"

Picard- "Ahhh...well...he has it!"

Toaster- "No I don't!"

Guinan and Chekov:

Guinan- "I can't vote for Barack! He doesn't see gay people!"

Chekov- "Russians inwented gays."