Movie Caption Contest # 27: Best Friends Forever

[Rat Boy]

A slower week this time around, but we still had a few gems. Here are the winners:

Nerys Myk said:

KIRK- OK , We just finished dinner, whats next?

SPOCK (Over communicator)- Make a few jokes and ask to see her home

McCoy (Over communicator)- Dessert you idiot!!!!

Chekov (Over communicator)- Ask to see her BOOBIES!!!!!

Gillian- Ummm, I'm sitting right here.

Uncomfortable silence

Nebusj said:

``Scotty? Scotty, I can barely hear you over the rotten reception from this Klingon communicator.''
``You're talking into the phaser, you twit.''
`` ... In that case the reception is pretty good.''

Shatmandu said:

Kirk: "Whoever changed my ring tone to that 'Bilbo Baggins' song is a friggin' dead man ..."

Peach Wookiee said:

Zef Cochrane (singing badly): If you like pina coladas...
Deanna: (trying desperately not to laugh and failing)
Will: That was my favorite song...until you ruined it.

cooleddie74 said:

Friends don't let friends pilot warp ships drunk.


This message brought to you by Postatomic Alcoholics Anonymous and the New World Ad Council.

SeerSGB said:

Not all of the cast was happy when they were informed that the next movie was going to be "How Zephram Got his Groove Back"

And the multi-pic award:

Kegek said:

Cochrane: So you're astronauts... on some kind of Star Trek? The next generation, back to help me make first contact with new civilizations so that you can boldly go where no one has gone before?

Kruge: Change the channel!

Worf: Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies captain! This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!

Kruge: Change the channel!

Kirk: I got to take this... My business? Well, risk is my business. Risk management. There's nothing riskier than booking a hotel without the aid of Priceline.com.

Kruge: Change the channel! Make it cable, I want to see some quality HBO/Showtime TV!

Klingon: We don't have - AAARGH!

Kruge: Today is a good day to upgrade!

And the Photoshop award:

Year of Hell said:

The fun didn't really start until Cochrane pulled out the ol' banjo.

Congratulations to all the winners. Since there's a certain little holiday coming up, what better way to commemorate it than with innuendo-ridden pictures?

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Look, Leonard, I'm sorry about the whole bicycle thing forty years ago, but won't you talk to JJ about getting me a part in the movie?"

Nimoy: "I never forgive and I never forget!"

Data: "I remove my testicles when I have to clean them."

 

[Shatmandu]

I've won more lately than Hillary Clinton, if you think about it.

Spock: "Unfortunately, that is a fork ..."

Data: "This fell out of the Captain's pantleg."
Geordi: "Uh ..."
Data: "I worship it."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "It appears that with these white collars, we are priests. You know what that means."

Kirk: "It means, 'kiss me, altar boy'!"

Spock: "Precisely."

 

[BriGuy]

scottydog said:

Spock: "It appears that with these white collars, we are priests. You know what that means."

Kirk: "It means, 'kiss me, altar boy'!"

Spock: "Precisely."

Reminds me of a line from Cannonball Run, one of the greatest films ever made...

Kirk: Next time Methodist!

 

[BriGuy]

Qwen Cooper: Are they gonna snog? Are they gonna fight?

 

[scottydog]

A 24th century holographic marshmellow roast.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "No blowjobs in front of the Klingons, Captain."

Data: "I know it was just a bowling league championship, but this trophy friggin' sucks."

 

[Starlock]

What happens on Genesis, stays on Genesis...

 

[Gertch]

Geordi: "Well, yeah Data, I guess it's kinda cool. I doubt anyone else has used anti-gravity to float an ice cube into an inverted glass. I'll, uh, see you around."

 

[Candlelight]

"Jim, when I said you could kiss me once in a blue moon... oh to hell with it..."

"I believe it is the last of Riker's integrity"
"We should preserve it for future generations"

 

[BriGuy]

Geordi: Data, you've had some hair-brained ideas before, but now I think you've lost your mind.

Data: No, I have not, Geordi. It is right there.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tiny Borg Cube: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile! Hey, what are doing inside of a lab jar? Someone get us out of here!"

 

[Kegek]

Kirk: Spock, I could kiss you.
Spock: Please, captain. Not in front of the Klingons.

Data: It has been my observation that, contrary to the aphorism 'Diamonds are forever', diamons have a finite lifespan. Furthermore, despite the saying 'Diamonds are a girl's best friend', women do not appear to build a meaningful relationship with these objects. Why then is it necessary to give them on Valentine's Day?
Geordi: Because, Data, nothing says 'I love you' like wasting a huge amount of money on a totally worthless rock on her behalf.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Yay! I won! Thank you, everybody! And thank you, Simon Cowell!

Kirk: Spock, I need you... badly...

Spock: Jim... how long has it been since you have been with a female?

Data: Look, Geordi...

Geordi: I know... so shiny.

Both: Ooooooh...

 

[archeryguy1701]

Spock, I know that I should have told you about Carol and David, but in our time together, she was the only woman I've been with. And you are still number one in my heart.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I've never told you this until now...but...

I always love it when you do that thing with your ear tips."

"I won this in a Ferengi auction the last time the Enterprise visited station Deep Space 9. The bartender there told me it was part of a cybernetic being once called 'a Terminator.' "

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "I believe the yeoman was incorrect Captain. I'm getting nothing with the mind meld."
Kirk: "That's okay Spock, keep trying."

 

[S'kai]

[image]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6885/notinfrontoftheklingonsem9.jpg[/image]

Yeah, yeah, I know Jim, I know. If you spin me around fast enough, the bridge will start to look like a merry-go-round.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "You ever think about that Photoshopped picture of us in the bathtub and wonder?"

Spock: "No."