Movie Caption Contest # 27: Best Friends Forever

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Spock, there's something I've always wanted to tell you: I love you."
Spock: "Fascinating, Captain. However, I am still not giving you my Bud Light."

 

[Candlelight]

"Staring into your eyes Spock allows me to see the most wonderful thing in the galaxy... two little reflections of me."

 

[Candlelight]

"That's perfect Spock! The mirror is just right!"
"Sometimes I hate you, Jim."

 

[archeryguy1701]

Skai said:

Yeah, yeah, I know Jim, I know. If you spin me around fast enough, the bridge will start to look like a merry-go-round.

 

[Adagio]

Geordi: Data, you touch it.
Data: I am not going to touch it. You touch it.
Geordi: No way, I'm not going to touch it.
Data: I believe I may be able to resolve this impasse. Wesley should be around somewhere.
Geordi: That's it! Wesley will touch anything! That's a great idea!

 

[BriGuy]

Spock: I can not believe you kissed me.

Kirk: Must've been my life-long ambition.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Captain, we must go through with this. The Klingons have threatened to kill Chekov if we don't."

Kirk: "For Chekov? I do have a reputation to maintain, you know."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Spahk, Spahk. Oh damnit Spock. I - I thought we lost you. Before I forget, which way does the toilet paper hang?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDIE- There has got to be an easier way to get a whiskey on the rocks.

 

[Candlelight]

"Dammit Spock, he has an O! HE HAS AN O!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Shatner: "Why didn't you tell me those grey sweater outfits made us all look like fat corpses?"
Nimoy: "You couldn't direct traffic, beeyotch."

Data: "But Dr. Soong's programming assured me that all human males keep their left testicle floating in a contained particle stream ..."
Geordi: "He was fucking wit'cha, dog."

Kirk: "Thanks for not telling everyone about all the porno in my room."
Spock: "The up-skirts intrigued me, but the in-toilet camera shots were not pleasing, Captain."

 

[SPOCKED]

Kirk: Nod you head as if I'm still issuing commands...

Blue alien on viewer: ::knock knock:: Helloooo! I know what you're doing!

Geordi: Data was is that thing?

Data: It is what is left of Spot when you remove all the water.

 

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy: "J.J. said no, Bill. I'm sorry."
Shatner: "But I bought my own Kirk uniform ..."

 

[BriGuy]

Data's second attempt at creating an offspring was ... underwhelming.

 

[cultcross]

The new Galaxy Class...

intel inside

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Geordi: I don't know, Data. It doesn't look much like a pet to me.

Data: Dr. Soong assured me it was. He said it was, and I quote, "much better than a gerbil."

Kirk: Spock, I knew about the Vulcan nerve pinch, the Vulcan "death grip" and even the Vulcan mind meld, but I never imagined the Vulcan testicle grab. You've been holding out.

Spock: Cough, please.

 

[Candlelight]

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "How about it, Spock? It only costs a nickel."

Spock: "A NICKEL?!"

Kirk: "Shhhhhhhhhh!"

Spock: "A nickel?"

Kirk: "Riiiiiiiiiiight."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Please, Captain. No gay shit in front of the Klingons."

GEORDI:"Wow.

I...I just kinda...kinda thought that First Place in a Palest Android contest would earn you a slighlty bigger trophy."

 

[Nebusj]

Rat Boy said:
A slower week this time around, but we still had a few gems. Here are the winners: ...

Nebusj said:

``Scotty? Scotty, I can barely hear you over the rotten reception from this Klingon communicator.''
``You're talking into the phaser, you twit.''
`` ... In that case the reception is pretty good.''

Ah, thank you kindly.

``I understand what you mean to do, Jim, but there are several problems. First: there is in reality no such thing as the `Vulcan Breast Meld'. Second: ... ''

``... But is it art?''