Movie Caption Contest # 27: Best Friends Forever

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "So, how about lunch?"
Spock: "If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to Hell.'"

Geordi: "Are you sure you want to do this, Data? Once this thing's installed, our movies are screwed for good."

 

[Candlelight]

"And this is the last remaining trace of Windows Vista?"
"Yes. According to the database it almost caused the destruction of humanity in the early 21st century."
"Better make sure Soran doesn't get his hands on this"

"No no, Mr Worf, change the channel, I've already seen Brokeback Starship twice this week already."

 

[Candlelight]

"I don't care how you disguise it, Jim, I'm not touching it."

 

[Maurice]

GEORDI: Ikea?
DATA: How did you know?

 

[Gertch]

Data: "I was reading an old book and before I knew, this was all that was left of that fantasy world."

 

[Redshirts_Widow]

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Main Computer CPU: Bloody Chief Egineer and Operations Officer, always tinkering with things! It's always me that gets blown up, or re-routed, or taken-over! But do they ever ask MY opinion? I don't need them; They're useless incompetent morons and if they only listened to ME once in a while they'd be mu.....they're right behind me arent they?

 

[archeryguy1701]

Redshirts_Widow said:

Main Computer CPU: Bloody Chief Egineer and Operations Officer, always tinkering with things! It's always me that gets blown up, or re-routed, or taken-over! But do they ever ask MY opinion? I don't need them; They're useless incompetent morons and if they only listened to ME once in a while they'd be mu.....they're right behind me arent they?

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "It is my emotion chip."
Geordi: "Looks more like a Triscuit. You got any cheese? Where's the fruit plate?"

Over the years, in the movies it became more and more difficult to find something for Chekov to do.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yes, Captain.

The gerbil is safe."

"I dunno, Data.

I'm not sure anyone's gonna want to buy a busted old 9-volt battery at an auction. I think you got screwed on this deal."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "I have it suspended in a magnetic field, linked by an optical interface."

Geordi: "And... does it work now?"

Data: "The processor is still overheating. Perhaps if we added liquid helium."

Geordi: "Stupid XBox 360!"

Spock: "I wasn't aware that you had three hands Jim."

Kirk: "I don't..."

...


...


Both: "Sulu! Cut that out!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "The Fantasy Suites guy screwed up: I asked for the Jungle Room."

Geordi: "Uh, I think you misunderstood the concept of displaying Chex Mix, Data."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I am honored to show you this. This is my great-great-great-great-great grandfather. On the side of the family with the laptop LCARS interface."

Kirk and Spock could never share a warm, friendly moment of camaraderie because the cheesy synthesizer music always kicked in before they could say anything...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK- Would it kill you to let me lead for once!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I thought I was going to die."
Spock: "No. You were never alone."
<music swells>
Kirk: "And I didn't have a metal walkway shoved up my ass. I know I'll die alone, with a metal walkway shoved up my ass ..."

Data: "Tasha pulled it off, that one night."

Spock, thinking: "There has got to be a better way to get a promotion ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Bran Ferren's awful, subpar effects shots almost killed me! Thank you for saving me from another sequence of swirling paint in a glass jar..."

DATA:"It fell out of my rectal cavity nine days ago. Analysis has so far failed to reveal its function or even HOW it got inside my body to begin with."

 

[Finn]

Geordi: "Trust me... the Captain won't be thrilled to have a pregnant male android on the bridge. Don't put it in there!".

Data: "But, Geordi..."

Geordi: "No. And making it look like Tasha won't help"

 

[cooleddie74]

MENTOS!

Das Trek-Makker!

DATA:"This is not a rechargeable battery unit? Hmmmmm...I suppose telling you I have had this in the recharger for the past two hours will elicit laughter."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I knew it was you, Spock. You broke my heart!"

Data: "It is a suppository."

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: Spock! Did you hear that BriGuy just bought his first house?!

Spock: I did, indeed, captain. And there is no reason to become emotional. It was a most logical course of action.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock: No, Captain, it hasn't been seven years yet. Perhaps if you ask Mr Sulu?