Movie Caption Contest # 25: Armed and Klingon

[Candlelight]

Guy on right: "Do you mind? I'm trying to watch the Schematics Channel"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't you ever say Reverend Jim was the weakest link on that show...don't you EVER say that again, you hear?!?!?"

Tonight on KUT'LUCH NETWORK 1: Spontaneous Combustion...if real, an honorable way to enter Sto-Vo-Kor?

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Worf...RPG!!!"

(*RED DAWN theme booms in background*)

 

[DelusionalBritts]

Rat Boy said:
Kruge, the Klingon Terrorist: "SILENCE! I KEEL you!"

LMAO! Winner.

 

[BriGuy]

Worf: Captain, there appears to be a cabin in the distance. A fat man is chopping wood. I see a horse in a barn. There's a mailbox. It says "Kirk."

Picard: Damn. I am still in the Nexus after all.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Fat???!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

DelusionalBritts said:

Rat Boy said:
Kruge, the Klingon Terrorist: "SILENCE! I KEEL you!"

LMAO! Winner.

Glad somebody got the reference.

 

[ancient]

After accidently discharging his bazooka for the fifth time that day, Picard suggested Worf take his finger off the trigger while mountain-climbing.

WORF: "But that is not the klingon way!"

 

[Nebusj]

The Producers offer the striking Writers their newest terms: Surrender or Die!

Worf swears revenge on the people who've shrunk his Captain.

 

[Gertch]

Rat Boy said:

DelusionalBritts said:

Rat Boy said:
Kruge, the Klingon Terrorist: "SILENCE! I KEEL you!"

LMAO! Winner.

Glad somebody got the reference.

I keel you!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Worf: Captain, when we return to the Enterprise I intend to have a very thorough discussion with the armory officer about the ineffectiveness of this new "Super Scope 6" series.

 

[Maurice]

Worf's blowdrier was overkill. Picard's was just wishful thinking.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Prior to storming the enemy emplacements Worf, it is not customary to sing 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go'.

 

[Rat Boy]

Somebody forgot that the safety was off.

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "I get the distinct impression, Mr Worf, that we are being watched."
Worf: "I smell Trek People sir." * growls *

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee is for closers."

 

[Nerys Myk]

If I hear one more crack about how I made the Klingons in to cartoon villains......

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "You bet how much of my money on New England?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tell me I look like the crazy scientist from those Earther time travel movies ONE more time, Torg!!!"

This weekend on ESPN2: Targ Hunting '08...sponsored by Bass Pro Shops Replication Service

 

[Rat Boy]

A typical New Englander's reaction to the end of the Super Bowl.