Movie Caption Contest # 25: Armed and Klingon

[USS Mariner]

"Start the fucking car, Marty"

WORF: "This haircut makes me look like a bitch"

PICARD: "You shoot like one, too."

 

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Kruge: I'll watch your back, Worf, if you watch mine!

Worf: DEAL!

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "You could at least do that behind a bush Mr Worf."

 

[Rat Boy]

BriGuy said:

Worf: I feel like yodeling.

Unfortunately, Worf discovered that he was actually...Swedish.

 

[Kirby]

Kruge: Say hello to my little friend!!!

Worf: Assimilate this!

Picard: No Mr. Worf, you've already used that line

Worf: Sorry, my bad.

 

[ancient]

ALL YOUR GENESIS ARE BELONG TO US.

 

[Skywalker]

"Say 'nuq' again. Say 'nuq' again! I dare you! I double-dare you, petaQ! Say 'nuq' one more ghuy'cha' time!"

Worf: "Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!"

 

[zephramc]

Pulp Science Fiction:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

 

[Skywalker]

The crew of the Enterprise were enjoying their hunting trip, but alas, it seemed that Rick Berman was a more elusive prey than he'd initially appeared.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirby said:

Kruge: Say hello to my little friend!!!

Bugger! I thought I'd got 'em all!

 

[Shatmandu]

Set visitor, off-screen: "Hey, that Klingon sounds like Reverend Jim."

From the corner of his eye, Picard noted how many times Worf shook it afterward.

 

[cultcross]

The Laughing Vulcan said:
Bugger! I thought I'd got 'em all!

"Dodge this."

 

[cultcross]

Kruge just couldn't get the hang of Golf.

 

[Gertch]

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Bugger! I thought I'd got 'em all!

I thought so too. And then someone got another further down also.

 

[Rat Boy]

zephramc said:
Pulp Science Fiction:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to come up with it after the big hint I left.

 

[Shatmandu]

Elvis is best impersonated in the original Klingon.

Picard: "Why are we stopping?"
Worf, thinking: "Because I got a gorch on my junk, and I need to adjust ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "Hey, I was watching that! Turn it back right now!"

Kruge: "Very good."

 

[Kegek]

Thanks again!

You just know they're compensating.

 

[Candlelight]

"Do you wanna see 1.21 gigawatts as well?!?"

"IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE THEM!"

 

[Candlelight]

"And after this we went to this lovely waterfall near a shimmering cliff face where Mr Worf fed me grapes for what seemed like hours. Mr Data, the next slide please"