Movie Caption Contest # 25: Armed and Klingon

[cooleddie74]

"Touch the ship's flux capacitor ONE more time, Marty, and so help me I'll feed your guts to Einstein!"

"No good, Captain. These Nintendo infrared controllers just won't function this far away from the main platform."

 

[Nerys Myk]

STAR TREK MINUTEMAN

WORF- No sign of any illegals.

PICARD- Shouldn't we be facing the Rio Grande?

 

[Balrog]

For the last damn time, what does a yellow light mean?!

 

[scottydog]

Worf (thinking): "Why does every planet look like southern California?"

 

[Gertch]

Picard and Worf were puzzled as to why they couldn't spot the creature in the Loch.

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain, I believe I found your keys"

 

[Candlelight]

"FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!"

 

[Candlelight]

"A time machine out of a bird of prey!?! It'll never happen"

 

[Candlelight]

Worf couldn't believe his eyes.

 

[cooleddie74]

"From now own, Ensign Latka is denied bridge access! Is that understood?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Captain, is it really necessary for us to play Phazer-Tag on this planet? I have credits for combat training holoprograms back on Deep Space Nine that I think we'd ALL find much more enjoyable."

 

[Gertch]

They could tell by the water no longer at their feet that Riker was done swimming.

 

[cooleddie74]

When it came to pheasant hunting, Commander Worf was SERIOUS.

 

[Candlelight]

Seconds later, Picard was eaten by a Gorn.

 

[A beaker full of death]

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Mr. Worf, rejuvenated or not, this is neither the time nor the place to jerk off."

 

[BriGuy]

Year of Hell said:

"A time machine out of a bird of prey!?! It'll never happen"

Oh, now that is pure genius!

 

[BriGuy]

scottydog said:

Worf (thinking): "Why does every planet look like southern California?"

Or, to channel Austin Powers...

You know what's remarkable? Is how much this alien world looks in no way like Southern California.

 

[Gertch]

BriGuy said:

Year of Hell said:

"A time machine out of a bird of prey!?! It'll never happen"

Oh, now that is pure genius!

I'm glad you pointed that out. I missed that point.

Yes, nicely done.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "You forgot to Tivo LOST last night!"

Other Klingon: "You should have done a series recording, idiot."