Movie Caption Contest # 25: Armed and Klingon

[Rat Boy]

Another week of unrelenting mirth and humor. It was hard once again to wade through it all and pick out but a few winners, but here we go:

Nathan_Heller said:

Dry-cleaning hadn't improved much by the 23rd Century.

cultcross said:

In later rounds, Saavik would find the limbo competition much harder.

Kegek said:

Captain Terrell didn't take constructive criticism well.

Gertch said:

Data had a feeling that leaving the Enterprise was going to bite him in the ass.

Guartho said:

Data to Enterprise.. It appears the shaft is ray-shielded. I believe we will have to use Proton Torpedoes.

cooleddie74 said:

"Fascinating...so THAT is where the plot of the film has been hiding for almost two whole hours."

scottydog said:

His indigestion severe, Geordi picked a bad day to play with matches.

BriGuy said:

Of all the improvements made during the course of the Constitution class refit, the red alert fireball went over least satisfactorily with the crew.

CaptainJon said:

"I wonder if this'll hurt?"

And here are the Photoshop winners:

Outpost4 said:

Terrell: Oops - I guess I should have set it to stun.

Nerys Myk said:

Looks like you chose the wrong brand of Superman.

The Laughing Vulcan and I said:

No one knew that the time travelling phantom plasma explosion graffiti artist was in fact Jean Luc Picard.

Year of Hell said:

After settling into his quarters, the Human Torch decides to go for a stroll around engineering.

And finally, the Multi-Pic Caption:

Alyssa said:

Data to Ship computer: Oh come on baby just a little interfacing, Enterprise is nothing copmpared to you ........ She's right behind me isn't she?

Congratulations everyone and thanks for making my job so difficult every week. This week we feature everyone's favorite race of gun-toting warriors: the Klingons!

 

[BriGuy]

Worf: I feel like yodeling.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "That screen better be fixed before the Super Bowl starts or so help me, I'll...!"

Worf: "I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Picard: "That's your solution for everything!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Do ya feel lucky, punk?"

"When this baby hits you at 88 kellicams a second, you're gonna see what the insides of your skull look like."

"Ever dance with Fehkl'r by the pale moonlight?"

"Say 'What' Torg, Say 'What' one more time motherfucker."

"If you want to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

"You talking to me?"

"He pulls a d'ktahg, you pull a disintegrator. He sends one of yours to sickbay, you send one of his to Grethor, that's the Qo'onos way!"

Picard: "Are you compensating for something Mr Worf?"

Worf: "This is my Kruge special."

Picard: "He may be your hero Worf, but you still can't do movie impressions for shit."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "Say it, don't spray it, Torg!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf: "... The hills are alive, with the sound of..."

Picard: "So help me, I'll shoot you myself Worf!"

Worf: "Oh, it's OK for Captain High and Mighty when it's bloody Gilbert and Sullivan, but if someone feels like expressing himself in what he considers the classics..."

Picard: "Worf..."

Worf: "Silence human! Worf needs a little alone time now. You have hurt my feelings."

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Did The Laughing Vulcan get all the classic lines taken care of."

Worf: "It would appear so sir. Permission to hurt him sir?"

Picard: "Nevermind, just get ready to launch another clay."

 

[CorporalClegg]

Klingon escalation: So much more interesting.

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Wow, my first win. Thanks!

The captain of the IKS Toontown was drawing down on Captain Roger Rabbit.

Only the Klingons would make a popcorn popper look like a bazooka, Worf.

 

[BriGuy]

My instructions were quite clear. I said NO brown M&Ms.

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: Don't retire, he said. Don't let them promote you, he said. You can make a difference. Yeah, right. And here I am on some god forsaken rock leading a band of immortal pussies on no better than a Boy Scout hike...

... they're right behind me, aren't they?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge, the Klingon Terrorist: "SILENCE! I KEEL you!"

 

[Maurice]

Unfortunately for Elmer Kruge, Bugs was about to stuff a carrot in the barrel of his disruptor...
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WORF: (singing) Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

 

[scottydog]

Kruge: "I will shoot you in the penis!"

Worf (offscreen): "Too late. When Riker was an ape in Genesis, he chewed it off."

Kruge: "I will shoot you in the buttocks!"

Worf (offscreen): "With all this prune juice in my system, the resultant explosion will kill us both instantly. A most dishonorable way to go."

Kruge: "Agreed."

Kruge: "I will shoot you where the sun don't shine!"

Worf (offscreen): "Did you say 'sun'?"

Kruge: "Yes. (sighs) Go ahead, say it."

Worf: "I AM WORF, SUN OF MOGH!"

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Kruge: "MENTION TAXI one more *@%* TIME!!!!"

Picard unwittingly stumbles across Worf at his day job as a coin operated seaside telescope"

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF- "Where would you like the marshmelons, sir?"

 

[Balrog]

Kruge: "Say the wrong thing, uhhhhh.... oh dammit. Line!"

Worf: "This is my weapon, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun. This is my weapon...."

 

[S'kai]

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Kruge: Damn BBQ lighter is out of fuel again !!! Worf! bring me the new lighter that I got as a wedding present !

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[Adagio]

Worf: Mine's bigger.

 

[USS Mariner]

Skai said:
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Kruge: Damn BBQ lighter is out of fuel again !!! Worf! bring me the new lighter that I got as a wedding present !