Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!

[Bob Karo]

Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman!

 

[Crewman Commander]

William Shatner: Get a life!

William Shatner: Folks, we've got a great show for you, tonight. I'll be doing a few Beatles numbers, and Leonard will be singing the rest of the evening, about a famous hobbit. Now, let me take you down, because I am going to...

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: It has come to my attention that I have overbooked the crew. I'm sorry, all of you in the Landscaping unit.

 

[Riker's Libido]

Kirk: Drinking the fuck out of all the liquors, and then Uhura is catching some dick in that ass.

Uhura: .... fuck.

 

[shivkala]

Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman!

Sulu: *exasperated sigh*

 

[SeerSGB]

Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman!

Sulu *whispering to Rand*: No one tell him. And tell Dr. Furter that I'll give him twenty-bucks for the photos.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Nobody goes home until one of you volunteers to read my fanfic.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"We are impressed with your 'vaxing,' Commander Chekov. What is not logical is how you managed to get the 'beans' over the 'frank' when you reengaged your zipper mechanism."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: The floggings will continue until morale improves.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "And this is the new Enterprise's expanded crew's quarters. I hope you are all as impressed with it as I am. The wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling bunks are scheduled to be installed Tuesday. Unfortunately, we will be departing Spacedock on Monday. So, everybody stake out some floor space!"

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Kirk: What is everyone staring at? Is my zipper down again?

Kirk: See, if you suck in at the right time, you can make the glass stick to your face like this... Ah crap, I can't get it off.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

SULU (thinking): Come on poison,do your stuff.

 

[The Green Monster]

Admiral's Log. Those three are at it again. When will they understand they weren't technically main characters?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Shatner: "This has and odd taste to it, I wonder what it is?"

Takei: (Snickering/while thinking) "Wouldn't you like to know?"

 

[Isis]

Person way in the back: "Well, this better be as good as Space Mountain."

Chekov: "You guzzle that cheap vine like it vas vater."

Sulu: "What do you think this is? The series? We're all 20 years older, and that's prune juice he's guzzling."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Anyone who wants to wear the new crew 'bacon eater' uniform say 'Aye.'
Scotty <over shipwide>: And anyone who wants to warp into a star say 'Nay!' <warp engines engage>

Chekov: Keptin, you vere supposed to save the specimens for your medical exam.

Kirk: How do you think I defeated the Kobayashi Maru?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "A toast! To that great new clothing store we found today!"
Sulu: "Hear, hear! We look fabulous!"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Nei ten teh koi, mon.
Crew: <Laughs>

Chekov: No curtains, Keptin?
Kirk: What do you think Sulu's draped in?

 

[LeadHead]

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