Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Mar 17, 2013.
Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman!
William Shatner: Get a life!
William Shatner: Folks, we've got a great show for you, tonight. I'll be doing a few Beatles numbers, and Leonard will be singing the rest of the evening, about a famous hobbit. Now, let me take you down, because I am going to...
Kirk: It has come to my attention that I have overbooked the crew. I'm sorry, all of you in the Landscaping unit.
Kirk: Drinking the fuck out of all the liquors, and then Uhura is catching some dick in that ass.
Uhura: .... fuck.
Sulu: *exasperated sigh*
Sulu *whispering to Rand*: No one tell him. And tell Dr. Furter that I'll give him twenty-bucks for the photos.
Kirk: Nobody goes home until one of you volunteers to read my fanfic.
"We are impressed with your 'vaxing,' Commander Chekov. What is not logical is how you managed to get the 'beans' over the 'frank' when you reengaged your zipper mechanism."
Kirk: The floggings will continue until morale improves.
Kirk: "And this is the new Enterprise's expanded crew's quarters. I hope you are all as impressed with it as I am. The wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling bunks are scheduled to be installed Tuesday. Unfortunately, we will be departing Spacedock on Monday. So, everybody stake out some floor space!"
Kirk: What is everyone staring at? Is my zipper down again?
Kirk: See, if you suck in at the right time, you can make the glass stick to your face like this... Ah crap, I can't get it off.
SULU (thinking): Come on poison,do your stuff.
Admiral's Log. Those three are at it again. When will they understand they weren't technically main characters?
Shatner: "This has and odd taste to it, I wonder what it is?"
Takei: (Snickering/while thinking) "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Person way in the back: "Well, this better be as good as Space Mountain."
Chekov: "You guzzle that cheap vine like it vas vater."
Sulu: "What do you think this is? The series? We're all 20 years older, and that's prune juice he's guzzling."
Kirk: Anyone who wants to wear the new crew 'bacon eater' uniform say 'Aye.'
Scotty <over shipwide>: And anyone who wants to warp into a star say 'Nay!' <warp engines engage>
Chekov: Keptin, you vere supposed to save the specimens for your medical exam.
Kirk: How do you think I defeated the Kobayashi Maru?
Kirk: "A toast! To that great new clothing store we found today!"
Sulu: "Hear, hear! We look fabulous!"
Kirk: Nei ten teh koi, mon.
Chekov: No curtains, Keptin?
Kirk: What do you think Sulu's draped in?
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