Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!
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"Now, just to clarify, did you say you wanted to die ON the bridge or UNDER a bridge?"
Kirk: (To McCoy and Sulu) Hold on a sec! I forgot to take care of something. (Into the tricoder) Lt. Bekman, This is Captain Kirk. I'm going to have to cancel this week's Massage Therapy session. I'll let you know when we can re-schedule.
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I told you to leave my nurses alone!
Sulu: Rank hath it's privileges Doctor.
Reporter: Captain Kirk, how do you respond to the class action lawsuit being brought against you and Starfleet by the families of 78 of your former security personnel?
Riker: Damn, we just got our asses handed to us didn't we?
Worf: Yeah, but as long as Data keeps his head in that hole I think we're going to be fine.
Hipsters of the 23rd century, complete with "retro" iPhones and Google Glasses.
"Give Spot some catnip you said. He won't react much you said."
"No bridge? Just a tower? WHY THE HELL AREN'T I TOLD ABOUT THESE THINGS??"
Kirk: "Well, Mr. Spock, our plan to ensure we all look sufficiently 'tough' for Wrigley's Pleasure Planet by wearing leather jackets has turned into a joke. I look pretty good, but McCoy showed up in suede and an ascot! And Sulu is wearing something that looks like a damn cape!"
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"OK... so you say Sulu will become an internet sensation and a Facebook icon while I'll go on some sitcom, broadway and a few other things?"
"Jim, what do they say about me?"
"Er... you might wanna sit down, Bones."
Reporter: "Do you have something to say for you countless fans, now that you've announced your comeback tour, Mr Bueller."
Cameron: "Still all about Ferris."
Riker: "Next time... Let the wookiee win."
Kirk: "Quick, beam us out before someone's tempted to do a fart in a lift gag."
"Captain Kirk, today Starfleet Command released a statement that Captain Harriman scored 20% higher than you on his command competency test. Your response?"
Captain Kirk, you're about to launch the next generation Enterprise in a new era of interstellar exploration. What are you going to do next?
I'm going to Disneyland!
Nice. Nice message for the kids.
Wha...?
Oh come on, it's not like going to Disneyland is really your idea of a good time. I mean, if you're not just spontaneously going to Disneyland, but obviously performing a paid endorsement, what exactly is the point?
Huh?
I mean what is the message you're sending - hey kids, say what we tell you and you'll get paid? We think you're a bunch of little prostitutes?
Wait a min -
I mean come on! Do they have a ride that goes through robotic children around the world singing "It's a sell sell world??"
I'm sorry. Look, they're paying me an assload of money. I'm going to Disneyland.
Harriman would later regret bringing Ensign Beiber on board.
"Well... that escalated quickly."
"...and... ah... what are you wearing now...?"
"NOW?! Oh come on, Jim, we're trying to escape here!"
"Alright... alright... Worf, you can keep your little torch."
"Weeeeeeee!"
Worf: "This is bad, Commander."
Riker: "Agreed. When I find out who put the bunny stickers on the ceiling, heads are going to roll."
Riker: "Wow... things couldn't possibly get any worse..."
Worf: "Is that a supernova heading towards us?"
Riker: "Ha, funny Worf, real clever" *to the dead ensign beside him* "Can you believe this guy?"
Worf: Your first officer is dead.
Riker: Still better than Chakotay.
Riker: "OK Deanna, just put it in reverse, we'll leave a note on the windscreen of the planet you just hit. I'm sure the Enterprise isn't as damaged as you think."
Worf: "Is that a warp nacelle?"
Kirk: No time to explain, I'll debrief them on the way, Spock.
McCoy: Keep your clothes on, Sulu. It's not that kind of debriefing.
Kirk: And after, I'll give them the information.
Sulu: Told you.
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