Movie Caption Contest # 23: Special FX

[Joker]

Riker: The shine from that surface is blinding. Put on a hat, Captain.

 

[Nebusj]

``Who's the star of this picture, anyway?''

 

[Candlelight]

"You have a flat tyre! Hehehe, sucker"

Spock thought the outside lavatories were becoming very time consuming.

"It would appear, Mr Data, that something has happened to the sun"
"The sun! What is it?!"
"The great firery ball at the centre of the solar system but that's not important at this time"

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And my photoshopped entries:

"We must follow them back... repair whatever damage they've done..."

"Fuck".

 

[Joker]

ST:TMP's true sequel, Wrath of the 50ft Man, was sadly underwhelming.

 

[Candlelight]

As the crew celebrated 100 days without an accident, everyone failed to notice the incoming biplane.

 

[tachibana]

[image]http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6343/inenglishxm4.jpg[/image]

who wants to lead the away team.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Mom, we need a bigger basement!!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Quickly Mr Data! Lock out the main computer!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Quoted

tachibana said:

who wants to lead the away team.

 

[Outpost4]

We'd like to welcome you to Munchkinland.

 

[SeerSGB]

"NASA's construction of a real Starship Enterprise was stalled, when engineers couldn't agree on what color the hull-paint was and half of them thought the nacelles looked wrong."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."

Picard: "Not now, Trelane!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "My prostate exam video is not for crew viewing, Number One."

Picard: "One more reference to my inverted nipples, and I'll clear the bridge."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Personal log: I must be gentle when penetrating the V'Ger orifice. I hear he likes to be entered softly."

 

[Rat Boy]

Protester: "Make love, not warp drive!"

Hey, Shatmandu, too bad you weren't around for this contest. It kind of plays to your...specialties.

 

[Rat Boy]

Guy in suit: "Uh, I think I'm in the wrong movie."

 

[Candlelight]

^ What movie is that from? Is it a Trek XI shot?

 

[Joker]

Nice big fucking spoiler, if it is.

 

[Rat Boy]

elton said:
Nice big fucking spoiler, if it is.

Considering how it's getting plastered all over the Internet without spoiler warnings and many users around here are using that pic as an avatar now, I think the cat's extremely out of the bag.

 

[Joker]

Rat Boy said:

elton said:
Nice big fucking spoiler, if it is.

Considering how it's getting plastered all over the Internet without spoiler warnings and many users around here are using that pic as an avatar now, I think the cat's extremely out of the bag.

Funny, by avoiding spoiler threads, I've somehow managed to go without seeing it, looking forward to seeing the thing objectively in its entirety.

Until this dickhead went and blew his load, that is.