Movie Caption Contest # 23: Special FX

[SantaEddie74]

SPACESUIT GUY:"HEY!!!

WAIT!!!

Come back!

You guys forgot your complimentary air freshener!"

"Fascinating.

Apparently, at some unspecified date in the distant past V'Ger absorbed and processed a Pink Floyd concert."

"Break out the marshmelons and weenies, Number One...

this might be our last chance."

 

[Gertch]

Rat Boy said:

Picard: "Not now, Wesley!"

Okay, that's funny!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "That's one small step for Vulcan, one giant leap for Vulcan kind."

 

[BriGuy]

Damn, this one filled up with some excellent entries in a hurry!

Kegek said:

Picard: It's a great ball of fire.

Goodness, gracious!

 

[BriGuy]

Never let them see you cry.

The first bridge officer to make a crack about the shine off my head will spend a month cleaning plasma conduits.

 

[Rat Boy]

Valet Parking Attendant: "That cheap bastard didn't leave me a tip."

 

[Gertch]

"First Officer's personal log. I'm glad to finally be rid of the Enterprise. That bucket of bolts - it's right behind me, isn't it?"

Picard was dismayed to find the bridge crew put the star into their Five because it was hot.

"Bitch Kirk stole my ride!"

 

[Nebusj]

``Hey, wait, your seat belt's caught in the door!''

``Personal log. I have been considering the awesome symbolism of this moment, of our vessel penetrating a vast unknown, reaching to the end of a vast tunnel, and now emitting me -- a tiny drop of life -- into a further and broader inner chamber where combination with another bit of life to form a new being. This really creeps me out. I regret being an English Lit major. And I wish I could stop trying to figure out what the wormhole represents.''

``Mister Worf ... retrieve the volleyball net.''

 

[archeryguy1701]

Carl, while drinking on the job, became like a bug on the windsheild.

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Notify Starfleet we have engaged the Orb."

 

[BriGuy]

Angry minimum wage space mechanic judges you!

 

[Santa Kang]

"I've got a hole in me pocket."

 

[Skywalker]

"KHAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!! *sigh* Not again..."

The Guardian of Forever gives Captain Picard a glimpse of one of his later movies.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Enough, Q! You've made your point, now stop torturing us!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

SPACESUIT GUY:"Typical.

Let me probe your access ports with my hands. Then you leave without saying goodbye.

You gigantic whore..."

"My readings indicate the V'Ger aperture is studded with billions of what old Earth used to call 'indoor track lighting.' "

"Send the following message to Starfleet Command...Priority One channel, Number One.

We have engaged...the Boston album cover."

 

[Outpost4]

Forbin's kitbashing was totally out of control.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Nebusj said:

``Personal log. I have been considering the awesome symbolism of this moment, of our vessel penetrating a vast unknown, reaching to the end of a vast tunnel, and now emitting me -- a tiny drop of life -- into a further and broader inner chamber where combination with another bit of life to form a new being. This really creeps me out. I regret being an English Lit major. And I wish I could stop trying to figure out what the wormhole represents.''

Speaking as a guy one three hour exam away from an MA in English Lit, I don't get it.

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[Data Holmes]

Outpost4 said:

Forbin's kitbashing was totally out of control.

It's scary because it's true...

 

[Gertch]

"Something, wonderful."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Look at that thing. Tell me what practical is."