Movie Caption Contest #229:

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jan 13, 2013.

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  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 8, 2008

    Picard: We have to rectify the timeline from Borg interference -
    Svetlana: Yes! Like we rectify timeline from Soran in Nexus with the Captain Kirk.
    Picard: Right, because I was in the Nexus and could choose any time to return to, so I chose to return to the mountaintop to fight Soran -
    Svetlana: In the very heroic battle costing the Captain Kirk his life!
    Picard: Um, right -
    Svetlana: Because Soran did not prepare for lengthy battle on rickety metal bridge and timeline was mostly restored after he eat own missile.
    Picard: Yes, quite -
    Svetlana: Because he can blow up sun, but can not fly into Nexus with Klingon Bird of Prey. He not smart like Starfleet officer.
    Picard: Look, what are you -
    Svetlana: He never think we kill the Captain Kirk instead of go back to Enterprise B and save Kirk from Nexus and put refugee Soran in holding cell with minimum resistance. Or give him escape pod to fly into Nexus no trouble.
    Picard: Now, I don't think -
    Svetlana: So we big hero rescue timeline and only put one planet of 230 million peoples at risk. Our fists prevail! Soran big dummy underestimate big Starfleet fist!
    Picard: ...
    Svetlana: And now we go save timeline again! Kirk would be proud - if he still alive.
    Picard: Um, dismissed.
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2013
  2. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 11, 2005
    Gil T.Azell

    Picard: "Now this is a shotgun Wedding!"
  3. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    May 31, 2009

    When the Star Trek franchise borrowed the ejector seat concept from the James Bond franchise, it was not well received.
  4. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

    May 10, 2005
    The visitor's bullpen
    :guffaw: :guffaw: WINNER!!!!!
  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Oct 3, 2000
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