Picard: "The landing party will consist of myself, Worf, and Ensign Ricky."
Ricky: "Screw this, I'm outta here."
Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points
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Picard: "The landing party will consist of myself, Worf, and Ensign Ricky."
Ricky: "Screw this, I'm outta here."
Picard: Oh, buggah! I left me door key in me other space suit!
Hawk: Don't worry sir. There's a fake rock with a spare key in it stuck to the side of the ship.
Joachim: "Sir, your personal trainer is here--"
Khan: "He tasks me!"
Do not worry, Joachim. If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
What does this have to do with my tactical report, sir?
Call me "Bothh," Joachim. I take pleasure in this.
That's a big deflector.
It is the main deflector, sir.
I wonder if it will - Picard to Data, do you have another penny?
Missionary. Reverse cowgirl. Andorian Blind Beggar.
Multiple techniques, huh.
Three is multiple, sir.
That gave me the same expression as Riker LOL
LeadHead, TFTW. 
Picard: "It's your own fault, Mr. Worf. Every spacesuit has a name tag. If you had bothered to check before this emergency mission, you would have seen that Housekeeping inadvertently gave you young Mr. Crusher's."
Khan: "What's wrong with you? Our Prime Directive requires that our outfits color co-ordinate with all crews we take over. Off to the brig--pronto!"
Picard: "It's your own fault, Mr. Worf. Every spacesuit has a name tag. If you had bothered to check before this emergency mission, you would have seen that Housekeeping inadvertently gave you young Mr. Crusher's."
Khan: "What's wrong with you? Our Prime Directive requires that our outfits color co-ordinate with all crews we take over. Off to the brig--pronto!"
Khan: "I must contact Kirk and tell him that Starfleet crew women are much less sexy than last time. I even saw a rather overweight one who dresses like an Old Earth school marm. What a disgrace."
<brief pause>
Khan: "She's somewhere on the bridge, isn't she?"
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Data: I've deleted my multiple techniques after Councillor Troi assured me human males make do with three quick thrusts before rolling over and falling asleep.
Picard: Are they...dancing?
Hawk: Borg drones are surpisingly nimble in zero-G.
Data: ...as I said, "fully functional."
Khan: You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women.
Patrick Stewart: These convention Photo-Ops are getting ridiculous...
Riker: No, Data, my trombone isn't "rusty"...
Joachim: You have defeated the plans of Admiral Kirk. You do not need to defeat him again.
Khan (cut scene): Do you know why must I defeat Kirk again, Joachim? Because, he... ummm, what's that... "thing"?
Joachim: What "thing"?
Khan: You know-
Joachim: No, I don't.
Khan: Yes, you do. It's that thing people do... well, not "do", but make you feel...
Joachim: I'm not following you...
Khan: It's kind of like a feeling you have...
Joachim: Hungry?
Khan: No! Now you're just making fun.
Joachim: Sorry...
Khan: TASKS!
Joachim: What?
Khan: "Tasks"! It's "tasks". I meant to say "tasks"...
Joachim: I don't know what that means.
Khan: You've never heard of "tasks"?
Joachim: No.
Khan: I use it all the time! "I task you!" and what not.
Joachim: If you say so...
Khan: Ok, I'm ready now. Ask me again?
Joachim: Ask what?
Khan: Say that thing again about Kirk...
Joachim: Oh, right! Uh... "You do not need to defeat him again-"
Khan (scene resumes): He TASKS me! He TASKS me, and I shall have him...
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Worf: AHEM!
Picard: The Borg cannot hear you Worf. Borg can only mate in the zero gravity cold of space. It is - the dance of life.
Hawk: Those ports are not compatible!
You know what they say - once you've had green, you can chug Listerine.
"Should," Data. You should chug Listerine.
Potato, Mugato.
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Bring my music collection. I have found the perfect place to display my Engelbert Humperdinck cassettes.
Play "Spanish Eyes Killing Me Softly, Joachim."
But -
Do not task me on this.
Riker: "Data, I just had a talk with Jenna D'Sora, and she was very upset! In that list of 'multiple techniques' of yours, do any of them refer to 'Cleveland'?"
Data: "Two, sir."
Riker: "Yeah, I'd delete those."
Data, have you seen Wesley Crusher?
Yes sir. I just saw him in engineering.
What was he doing there?
Trying to figure out a way to reverse-engineer the subspace conundrum I gave him.
So that shriek was -
Yes sir. Crusher's subspace wedgie.
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