Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points
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Picard: There are three pics!
Worf: Here we go.
Worf: So now half the captions on the first page don't make any sense?
Picard: Fiendish!
Kahn: The fact I've wound up as the meat filling in a Picard/Riker sandwich is just a coincidence and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
Frakes: Wait, you've moved up to third place in the billing and you've got a uniform that fits? I hate my agent.
Spiner: Not the best time to mention my salary then?
Khan: Maybe you should choose a name that people might have a chance of either pronouncing or spelling correctly.
Joachim: "Okay Madeline..."
Riker: "What are you laughing at now, Data?"
Data: "That haircut. It's ridiculous."
Riker: "Fucking emotion chip!"
Khan: "It's been fifteen years since I had a decent Aloo Gobi, and a glass of lassi..."
Joachim: "We checked the galley computer files, and all Panjabi cuisine was deleted in favour of Russian recipes for borscht..."
Khan: "... Chekov!"
Khan: Listen Joachim, not I care about this stupid speculation you are my swedish gay mate, but don't you think it should be a clever choice to give to women more sexy outfits and to put yourself a shirt which don't show that much your shaved chest? Oh, and Terrell, zip your vest, you look like a lobotomized dude wearing a baby bib.
Frak it, I'm captioning something.
Riker: Imzadi?
Klingon Targ: Rot a rorfy rack??
Picard: There can be no justice so long -
Starfleet Assembly: Heard it!
Troi: Wesley, there comes a time in a boy's life when he must become a man.
Wesley: Not I think today, Counselor.
Riker: Imzadi?
Klingon Targ: Rot a rorfy rack??
Picard: There can be no justice so long -
Starfleet Assembly: Heard it!
Troi: Wesley, there comes a time in a boy's life when he must become a man.
Wesley: Not I think today, Counselor.
Picard: "Look at all the Borg! And we have laser guns! Oh man, this is gonna be so cool."
Worf: "This gonna take long? I have more exciting things to do back on DS9."
Picard: "You know, lately, you've just been taking the fun out of everything."
Joachibmebawhatever: "But we're all hungry."
Khan: "No! Revenge is a hungry beast! She must not be fed with anything but her prey! He tasks me! He tasks me! Around the moons of Revengia, I seethe at thee! Beyond the Belt of Arnes, I seethe harder at thee! Kirk, Kirk, my old friend, I shall have you! Revenge! Revenge is a meager dish, but a rich one!"
Joachibmebawhatever: "No, seriously. I think my stomach is eating itself."
Riker: "Mr. Data... my head is not a feather duster."
Riker: Anxiety? Burn-out? Depression? What are you talking about Data...You don't see I look fine as hell? I'm a very glad and healthy first officier....yes, I was a young promising Commander who refused a lot of captaincy...why should I consult Deanna...she's just my love life failure...I'm almost forty and I'm glad to have a lot of ephemeral relationships with young Ensigns...everything is perfect in my life.
Data: "While perusing my internal behavioral software bin, I discovered a heretofore unused subroutine called 'Goatse 2.0.' Do you think I should activate it?"
Khan: Maybe you should choose a name that people might have a chance of either pronouncing or spelling correctly.
Joachim: "Okay Madeline..."
Joachim: By the way, Sir-
Khan: NOT NOW MADELINE!!!
Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps. 
Picard: This mission is dangerous, someone's sure to be killed!
Hawk: Well as long as its by the Borg and not one of you two, I'm game.
Khan: One moment, I'm thinking about killing Kirk again. Ahhh, that's the stuff. Now, what did you want?
Riker: Did you set your emotion chip for "Total Weirdo?"
Picard: This mission is dangerous, someone's sure to be killed!
Hawk: Well as long as its by the Borg and not one of you two, I'm game.
Khan: One moment, I'm thinking about killing Kirk again. Ahhh, that's the stuff. Now, what did you want?
Riker: Did you set your emotion chip for "Total Weirdo?"
Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.
That did it, thanks Leadhead!
Picard: Picard to transporter room. Code orange!
Com: Emergency site to site transport engaging, Captain.
<Fart beams into Worf's helmet>
Worf: That is not honorable!
Charlene Til-ton. Her name was Charlene Til-ton. Do not disappoint me again, Joachim.
Data - discontinue that subroutine immediately.
Yes sir. That one was... a little wet.
Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps.
That did it, thanks Leadhead!
No problem.
Khan: I don't know why, but every time I look at the console behind me I have the strangest urge to go "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!". Odd that.
I never forget a face, uh....
Joachim.
Whatever.
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