Movie Caption Contest #217: Star Trek V: The Final Facepalm
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Spock: "At this setting you can see right through her fans."
Kirk: "I noticed. I see she prefers to keep things 'natural' down there."
Spock: "Oh, that. It's by request."
Kirk:
Spock: "Remember, back when we were children, you used to make jokes about my aim?"
Sybok: *Gulp*
KIRK: What do you see?
SPOCK: The end of your directorial career, closing fast.
Kirk: Fine then, see if I include you in The Captains then!
Sybok: See, Spock? By sharing your pain we were able to get that stick out of your ass. Speaking of which, I'd be most grateful if you could point it somewhere else...
SPOCK: Your mother.
KIRK: What do you see?
KIRK: That looks familiar
BONES: It's the stone you passed last year Jim.
Kirk: "We've got nothing but a blue screen....what good are 3D glasses if you can't get the vcr to work?!?"
Spock: "One damn minute, Admiral."
Kirk: "Captain. I'm back to Captain. Did you forget how to run the vcr, too?!?"
Spock: "At least I remember where we parked."
Shatner: "You've been visiting Paul Hogan on the set of next year's 'Almost An Angel' haven't you?"
Kelley: "Yeah, and if I'd known about the Willie Nelson disguise, I'd have borrowed it before we ever started filming this thing."
Sybok: "What you don't know is that the 'weapon' is just some scrap pieces of pipe and the starter out of an old Pinto!"
Spock: "What you fail to realize is that if I exert enough pressure, it just won't matter."
Kirk: "I don't think releasing a pair of 'doves for peace' will impress it, Bones."
McCoy: "Maybe it has a craving for squab."
Sybok: "Where did you get that thing?!?"
Spock: "Have you forgotten that our great-grandfather is Soakar?"
Kelley (to stagehand): "Just tilt it over toward me. I'll catch it."
Shatner: "Dee, that doesn't look like styrofoam."
Kelley: "Don't be silly, Bill. All of our boulders are styrofoam."
Stagehand (OS): "Here it comes, Mr. Kelley!"
Shatner: "Dee, that doesn't look like styrofoam!"
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Sybok: "Where did you get that thing?!?"
Spock: "Have you forgotten that our great-grandfather is Soakar?"
Nimoy: Bill, call for another take on the Uhura scene.
Shatner: God, it's good to be director.
Spock: This is probably the one time I wish I was the emo, whiney spock in the Abramverse. He'd have whined, cried and shot you by now. At least he could have saved THIS movie.
Kirk: Oh my God!
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Prophet!
Kirk: There has to be a way to get closer than this. I wish we had a resource to book a cheap, direct flight to Paradise City. I'll have to look into it.
Spock: A few more pumps, Captain, and we'll have our own inflatable Laughing Vulcan. How's the dog coming?
DeForest Kelley: No, wait, come back! We'll make another movie and it'll be good. Please, please! I promise. We'll get that Myers guy back, the one who directed Star Trek II. I promise!
Spock: A few more pumps, Captain, and we'll have our own inflatable Laughing Vulcan. How's the dog coming?
You leave Dogmatix out of this!
And unstickied and locked. The mod has been away.
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