Movie Caption Contest #216: Voyage to the Ends of the Trilogy

[Nerys Myk]

BLONDIE: There she is, the ship that will be the backbone of the fleet for close to a Century.

BRUNETTIE: Really, why's that?

BLONDIE: It's the only other model the SFX guys have.

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: So, Bones, you think carrying Spock's soul gave you a new appreciation for the man?

McCoy: No.

Kirk: Fair enough.

 

[Balrog]

1st Lt.: So, the security code that opens the space doors is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

2nd Lt. [thinking to self]: I better change the combination on my luggage...

 

[BriGuy]

Brunetty: Sir, we have a message from Captain Styles. He says it's urgent.

Blondie: What is it?

Brunetty: Well, sir, he says the spotlights from the rave party on the lower level is keeping him awake, and he'd like us to get them to shut them off...

 

[inflatabledalek]

Blondie: No, I've no idea what our rank insignia mean either. We'll take it in turns to be in charge.

 

[BriGuy]

Blondie: You know, I think Sulu should have been made captain of that ship.

Brunetty: Oh, will you please give it a rest!

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "Why is Dr McCoy just standing there watching Mr Scott complete the repairs. Wouldn't logic suggest that he would be more effective by assisting in some way?"
Kirk: "One would think, however, remember when the good Doctor went on sabbatical after our five year mission?"
Spock: "Yes."
Kirk: "Well, he took a job on a City street repair crew. You know what they say about old habits."
Spock: "Indeed."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Who knew Vulcan had a seedy underbelly?!

KIRK (smiling): I did.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "So, how are the breadfruit plants comin' along?"

Blonde: "How come we never talk anymore?"

Kirk: "No power steering, huh?"

Spock: "Indeed."

Kirk: "Well. Hope Sulu's been keeping in shape."

 

[Nerys Myk]

BLONDIE: And you're sure it said "Federation"?

 

[Vassa]

Spock: ..and their answer was?
Kirk: Steampunk, Spock. Steampunk.

 

[BriGuy]

MCCOY: Who knew Vulcan had a seedy underbelly?!

KIRK (smiling): I did.

Kirk: ... and don't you go playing coy, mister "hands of a surgeon."

 

[LeadHead]

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