Kirk: "Yes, I am a part of the Admiralty now, but I swear to you, I had nothing to do with the adoption of these new uniforms!"
Uhura: What about Ilia's bathrobe?
Kirk: Okay, THAT I did have something to do with.
Movie Caption Contest #212: The Caption Adventure has just Begun.
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Uhura: What about Ilia's bathrobe?
Kirk: Okay, THAT I did have something to do with.
Uhura: "Would you look at that!"
Sulu: "Uhura, shut up!"
Chekov: "Vell, eets bedder den lookeeng et Keptin Kirk."
Female crewman: "Anybody got any 3-D glasses?"
Male crewman: "You people are all nuts."
Decker: "That film killed my father!"
Kirk: "Get ahold of yourself, mister, he wasn't even in it!"
Spock: "My father was a vampire. He didn't look much like Johnny Depp, though."
Ilia probe: "I demand to be told what the second film is in the double veejur."
Admiral M: I'm sorry Leadhead... I'm taking the Caption Contest back.
Leadhead: But this is an almost totally new Caption Contest! You don't know it half as well as I do!
Admiral M: That's why you're staying on as the guy who picks the pictures.
Smith: Errr Scotty.... that wonky looking giant ash tray thing behind the glass over there, what's it for?
Scotty: No idea laddy. Can't be important though.
Kirk: No, that's not a closet I've just come out of. Why do you ask?
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to all of our winners!
Now, my plan is to try to make this an every other week contest, to keep things from getting too crazy with my own schedule. Also, I'm a big fan of the way this has been run for a long time going back from Admiral M, to Rat Boy and beyond, I've decided to stay with the 3 pictures a contest format, with an extra from time to time.
And now, lets head back to the beginning!
Kirk: Now, remember what I've taught you. You wait for three days after sex and then ... you don't bother calling her anyway.
Decker: Got it.
These new uniforms are a lot more efficient. Instead of wearing red, we just have these big targets where our hearts are. No muss, no fuss!
And the ship's design department has decided to keep the Desert Sand motif, sorry. I did all I could, but they wouldn't listen to me.
Now, my plan is to try to make this an every other week contest, to keep things from getting too crazy with my own schedule. Also, I'm a big fan of the way this has been run for a long time going back from Admiral M, to Rat Boy and beyond, I've decided to stay with the 3 pictures a contest format, with an extra from time to time.
And now, lets head back to the beginning!
Kirk: Now, remember what I've taught you. You wait for three days after sex and then ... you don't bother calling her anyway.
Decker: Got it.
These new uniforms are a lot more efficient. Instead of wearing red, we just have these big targets where our hearts are. No muss, no fuss!
And the ship's design department has decided to keep the Desert Sand motif, sorry. I did all I could, but they wouldn't listen to me.
Kirk: "I'm taking command of the ship."
Decker: "But why? I'm a fully trained captain."
Kirk: "The script calls for it. The one I didn't help write...at all. No, really."
Kirk: This is your problem, you can solve it. After all, you're the one who asked "Are you Patrick Stewart?".
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Kirk: "Birth control is mandatory."
Uhura: "Dr. Marcus just called. You have a son."
Kirk: "Oh crap."
Decker: "You had sex with Illia!? When!? How!?"
Spock: "It was a lovely day on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet. The sun was shining, A Buffy/Tara reenactment was being staged, Illia's bald head looked sweatingly hot and Illia asked about my forked-"
Illia: "Sppppppppppock!"
Kirk; "Oh crap."
Tech #1: "What has four legs, two eyes and layes golden dilithium?"
Tech #2: "Ahhh-"
Scotty: "Dannea answer that laddie. It's a trick question invented by-"
Chekov: "Russians!"
Scotty: "Shut up you!"
Uhura: "Dr. Marcus just called. You have a son."
Kirk: "Oh crap."
Decker: "You had sex with Illia!? When!? How!?"
Spock: "It was a lovely day on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet. The sun was shining, A Buffy/Tara reenactment was being staged, Illia's bald head looked sweatingly hot and Illia asked about my forked-"
Illia: "Sppppppppppock!"
Kirk; "Oh crap."
Tech #1: "What has four legs, two eyes and layes golden dilithium?"
Tech #2: "Ahhh-"
Scotty: "Dannea answer that laddie. It's a trick question invented by-"
Chekov: "Russians!"
Scotty: "Shut up you!"
Kirk: We've got to reawaken Ilia's memories.
Decker: I don't think I can make love to a machine.
Kirk: See Doctor McCoy. Tell him to give you what he gave me.
Assistant Engineer: And one more - how about "Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton?
Scott: Aye. The Admiral will love that one.
Kirk: I've decided I prefer slumming it with you guys.
Kirk: "I don't get it Spock, he's still fully conscious."
Spock: "That is because you are still doing it wrong. They call it the Vulcan Neck-pinch for a reason."
Scotty: "Try all yeh want, fer all th' good it'll do yeh. You'll still never touch me Ms. Pac-Man record."
*silence*
Uhura: "So will that be all?"
Kirk: "Damn it...Uhura....haven't....you ever heard....of a dramatic....pause?"
Uhura: "Ah, yeah, forgot about that. It has been a while, hasn't it."
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