Movie Caption Contest # 21: Commanding Presence

[Rat Boy]

Gertch said:

Data: "Yawwwwwn. I am sorry Commander. Did you say something about shields?"

I needed that after all the crap I went through today.

 

[Gertch]

^ I'm glad I could help. I read that earlier. Ouch!

 

[CaptainJon]

Riker: (looking at the helmsman and thinking) I wouldn't mind getting a piece of that.

Kirk: (looking at the navigator and thinking) I wouldn't mind getting a piece of that.

 

[Rat Boy]

Gertch said:
^ I'm glad I could help. I read that earlier. Ouch!

This shit ain't over, from what I've heard. Try not to panic if I can't post the next contest Wednesday; even if I have power, I'll be too busy taking care of leaks and making sure the storm drain doesn't clog up again. I sure as hell am not sticking my arm in it again. I've had enough of the hero bullcrap.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chekov: Toasters? Vat are toasters?

 

[Outpost4]

One crew backed HD-DVD, the other Blu-ray.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk did his best to hold in the laughter; Chekov didn't know it at the time, but his innocents was about to be taken by way of a spycam in Sulu's quarters.

In hte game of Starship Intercourse, riker liked it ... ruff...

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Scotty, I've got to have more cowbell."

Scotty: "I canna give you cowbell, but with this haggis I can give you sheep bell."

Chekov: "Cowbell is a Russian inwention."

 

[BriGuy]

Chekov: Keptain, alien wessel approaching.

Adama: Destroy it.

Chekov: Aye, sir.
I like da vay dis man thinks.

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "You're dithhhhh-picable."
Bugs (on screen): "What a maroon."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "We're out of torpedoes and our phasers are gone. You know what to do, Data!"

Data: "Aye sir!"

Data: "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "The other direction Data..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Gertch said:

Riker: "You're dithhhhh-picable."
Bugs (on screen): "What a maroon."

Duck Dodgers: "That's the last straw! Now I use my secret weapon!"

 

[Gertch]

^ Great idea!

 

[Rat Boy]

Hopefully we can turn Flamethrower Data and Duck Dodgers into this year's respective Carl Spock and Balok's puppet. Guess we'll have to wait and see who can unseat the Muppets.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Gertch said:

Riker: "The other direction Data..."

"Bite my synthetic flesh-covered ass, sir!"

 

[Kegek]

Star Trek: Insurrection - Brent Spiner's Cut