Movie Caption Contest # 21: Commanding Presence

[Haggis and tatties]

The on bridge urinal was a god send in those busy moment.

Female crewmember" Psst....You think he will mind if i take his chair now he's not using it,....my feet are killing me"

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "You know, there are only two of us left on this bridge..."

Perim: "Sir, please for the love of Gods, give it a rest. I'm a freakin' lesbian."

Riker: "I'm not hearing a no, Lieutenant!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker reminds me of Charlie Sheen in that pic.

<insert "Hot Shots", "Red Dawn" or substance abuse joke here>

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Yay for me! And my thanks to Peach Wookiee for the inspiration.

Kirk: "D16, D17, D18, J17 and J18. Fire at Will!"

Riker: "I hate this stupid game. And stop saying 'Fire at Will', it stopped being funny 6 battleships ago."

Ensign: "That ship packs quite a wallop Commander, are you Ok?"

Riker: "Quite fine Ensign, now shut up and help me look for my beard."

 

[Outpost4]

Riker: I've put Masturbation on Full, Ensign.

 

[Rat Boy]

I'll let you figure out what exactly this means...

Perim: "Can I have a whack at that after you, sir?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

300 years later, and still no DirecTV Hi-Def on the bridge. Why the hell do I even bother?

The 'joy buzzer on the joy stick' was only slightly less popular than the 'whoopie cushion in the captain's chair' gag.

 

[BriGuy]

Thank you!

Mr. Chekov, you'll forget this silly notion of you being promoted to captain and given a ship of your own, or I'll flub my lines in this scene, too.

Hmm... an attractive woman at the helm... but I don't remember sleeping with her...

 

[BriGuy]

Laugh all you want, but this look makes nine out of 10 Klingons lose control of their bladders.

What blew more fuses than the bridge of the Enterprise in this scene?

Trekkies after seeing a joystick controller on the bridge of a starship!

 

[Gertch]

Captain Kirk decides it's time to use the Adonis Maneuver and grows to 10 times normal size.

 

[BriGuy]

Khan: Kirk, my old friend... you've put on weight!

Kirk: Weight? No, Khan, I'm wearing a phaser-proof vest under my uniform.

Khan: Do not insult my intelligence, Kirk.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov played innocent as Captain Kirk and the rest of the bridge crew struggled to locate the source of the foul oder.

 

[zephramc]

First Crewman [whispering]: Jones... Jones, did you break wind?
Second Crewman [whispering]: Wasn't me...
Chekov: Vat is dat... smell!?
Kirk: Just act naturally. Eyes forward. Nobody knows it was you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chekov: "God, I hate that pompous jerk. He still treats like an Ensign. I could captain this ship better....."

awkward silence

Chekov: "he's right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[Haggis and tatties]

The on bridge urinal was a god send in those busy moment.

Female crewmember" Psst....You think he will mind if i take his chair now he's not using it,....my feet are killing me"

As Riker hovered onto the bridge, checkov could not believe his eyes.

Checkov" Ceptain!!, he has your mobility scooter...."

Opps, sorry people, i thought i had altered my original post to add the multi pic...but instead i seem to have double posted...

I am a silly sausage..

 

[cultcross]

Haggis and Tatties said:

Checkov" Ceptain!!, he has your mobility scooter...."

"You're gonna make me crash my slowmobile!!"

 

[Kegek]

Kirk: So... they call this new Enterprise a hotel in space, do they? There's no hotel that can withstand - PRICELINE NEGOTIATOR!

But Kirk had underestimated Riker's control of the next generation of information technology.

 

[Gertch]

Data: "Yawwwwwn. I am sorry Commander. Did you say something about shields?"

 

[A beaker full of death]

Chekov stuggled to keep a straight face as he waited for Kirk to sit on the whoopie cushion....

Ensign Redshirtbabe stuggled to keep a straight face when Riker let one fly, taking out half the bridge in the process.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Joystick? I got yer joystick right here....