Movie Caption Contest # 21: Commanding Presence

[Rat Boy]

Well, the holidays are over, but we still have some lingering business to take care of. First, the winners:

BriGuy said:

Scotty: This will help your evening with Sulu pass more... smoothly.

Haggis and Tatties said:

Scotty: So laddie, can i ask, where do you get your comfortable looking size 56 waist pants from....?

John_Picard said:

Picard: "So, as a valued member of the Amway Team..."

Crusher: "<thinking> I knew he was going to pull that shit on us today"

Riker: "<thinking> Damn, I can score some mad coin with an Amway gig"

Troi: "<thinking> Smile and nod....Smile and nod"

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Crusher: "That's a beautiful wedding dress, did you say it belonged to your grandmother Jean Luc?"

Picard: "Oh no, I wanted to make it a more personal gift. Let me tell you how I tracked, hunted and skinned the Peach Wookiee of Aldeberan."

And finally the multi-pic award:

J. Allen said:

"Ye better drink up, Laddie. There's a Nemesis caption after this one."

Picard: Dear God, how did it come to this?!
Troi: (Not again)
Picard: I played Richard the Third
Riker: Five curtain calls
Picard: Five curtain calls! I was an ACTOR once, damn it. Now look at me... LOOK AT ME!
Crusher: Settle down Captain.
Picard: No. I can't go out there! I won't say that ridiculous catch
phrase one more time! I can't. I won't!

And in the spirit of continuation:

J.

Congratulations all. Now that the New Year is upon us, it's time to work off all those bills we racked up from the holidays. So, snap to it! Here's this week's pics, which show that no matter what century you're in, there's a certain way you have to...carry yourself while on the bridge:

 

[Rat Boy]

The generations have a staring contest...

 

[archeryguy1701]

The torpedos were flying, the So'na were bearing down upon them, the bridge was collapsing around them, and Commander Riker still insisted on, "Just let me finish this level!"

 

[Gertch]

When Riker has a bad hair day, he takes it out on everyone.

 

[Gertch]

Riker thought taking the ship back in time to conquer the Federation would be easy...

... until he came up against James T. Kirk, the man who never met a gaming console he couldn't reprogram.

 

[Rat Boy]

Gertch said:

Riker thought taking the ship back in time to conquer the Federation would be easy...

... until he came up against James T. Kirk, the man who never met a gaming console he couldn't reprogram.

Or, if you believe the latest rumors...

Kirk: "You there, with the spots! I'll give you a quickie in the turbolift if you can unplug Commander Pretentious' controller."

 

[scottydog]

Shatner's desire to be "larger than life" was satisfied by the hiring of anorexic extras.

Riker: "I said you looked good shoulders turned starboard. Shoulders starboard!"

 

[archeryguy1701]

In an early version of Star Trek V, the original plan was to have a Captain Kirk cardboard cutout glare at Sybok, while the real Kirk & co. raided his base. For unknown reasons, it was cut in favor of Chekov bumbling.

Or...

Chekov realized a moment too late that he shouldn't have made that bald joke.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "What's wrong with this guy? It's like he's never played Call of Duty 4 before in his life. He's just standing there!"

Chekov: "Keptin, I believe you need to use the controller to move your character."

Kirk: "Nonsense! I'm the captain and he'll move when I order him to!"

 

[John Picard]

Rat Boy said:
Well, the holidays are over, but we still have some lingering business to take care of. First, the winners:

John_Picard said:

Picard: "So, as a valued member of the Amway Team..."

Crusher: "<thinking> I knew he was going to pull that shit on us today"

Riker: "<thinking> Damn, I can score some mad coin with an Amway gig"

Troi: "<thinking> Smile and nod....Smile and nod"

J.

YES!!!

Shatner: "I'm....Denny Crane -- UNDEFEATED!"
Chekov: "Oy, heez do-ink dat again.:

Riker: "Uh, Mr Crane. I *REALLY* wish you wouldn't fire your weapon at my bridge like that."

 

[Rat Boy]

Background crewman on the left: "Hey, what's the master situation display say our situation is?"

Background crewman on the right: "It says we're screwed!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Torpedoes to maximum yield...shields to maximum strength...pecs and chin to maximum BALLSINESS!"

"See, this is why we're never going to get a DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION game on the bridge..."

 

[John Picard]

Riker made a note that there NEVER be a Klingon style chili cook off again after he nearly blew the Bridge to shreds.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "What is 'The Dream of the Fire?'"

Klingon game show host: "Wrong! Fire again!"

Perim: "I hate Klingon Jeopardy."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tell their delivery boy if he wants his dough he'll have to TAKE it from our cold, pizza cheese-slathered hands!!!!"

Commander Riker could never resist a game of CENTIPEDE...even in the middle of a deadly space battle.

 

[Maurice]

SHATNER: ........line, please........

After Riker's disasterous turn at the joystick, Troi's misadventures at the helm were forgiven and forgotten.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Energize phasers! Load photon torpedoes! Belts set to maximum!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Nobody attacks the CNN Newscenter in Atlanta and gets away with it! Bridge to Commander Blitzer...arm the torpedoes and prepare to get out of those tubes!"

TRILL HELMSWOMAN:"You looked hotter playing Ms. Pac-Man with the beard, sir."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Set girdles to stun!"

 

[misskim86]

"I warned them to install that oven on the bridge!"