Movie Caption Contest #207: "Formal Attire"

[Mr Silver]

Welcome back! You all know the drill, let's recognise...

First up, the award for redefining literature goes to...

Kruge: You have never truly experienced "A Midsummer's Night Dream" until you've seen it performed by the Klingon Interpretive Dance Troupe!

The "You can't handle the truth!" award goes to...

KIRK: You built this entire greenscreen soundstage in a DAY?!

CAROL: The Mexican labor showed up in a day. The actual backdrop was raised later by Union workers at an...accelerated rate.

For using two Trek-Tropes in one caption...

Crew woman: No, I can't die! Not like this! Not today! I was scheduled to get a new uniform next Tuesday.

And for recaptuing Kirk's method of thinking that made Nomad explode...

Carol: "Can I cook..... or can't I?"

Kirk: "I'll say. One question...where's the sunlight coming from?"

Carol:

Well done to all the winners! This contest...

Spock can't bring himself to look at Starfleet's awful choice in uniforms...

Sarek watches the Klingon Ambassador's impression of Travis Bickle for the 470th time...

And the crew of the Enterprise-E share a joke about the events of Sub Rosa...

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I have been monitoring your communications with Starfleet Command Captain, I am aware of your engine design difficulties. The "Parking Brake" is on.

Klingon Ambassador: Remember this well! There will be no peas as long as Kirk Lives!

Sarek: That's Peace.

Craig Ferguson: WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR?!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Klingon Solicitor: Pikachu! I! CHOOSE! YOU!
Sarek: An unwise choice. Your opponent is Ground/Rock.

Spock: I...appear to be missing my red stapler...
Spock remained in a foul humor for days following its absence.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "My mother gave me 'The Talk' last night."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: I have surmised the problem with your new warp engines, Captain.

Someone forgot to plug the batteries into the back of the reactor.

KAMARAG: Remember this well!!

There shall be NO peace...so long as you do not pull my finger!!

Even after more than 400 years, the old joke about the gay chicken crossing the road was a BIG hit.

 

[Brikar99]

Beverly farted.

 

[cooleddie74]

Though everyone else laughed their asses off, even Beverly had to crack a smile at how annoying her son was.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Dr. Chapel, I don't think my Spock's "give you the shaft" means what you think it means.

KAMARAG: Vulcans are the intellectual puppets of this Federation. And I mean that in the hand-up-the-backside sense!

 

[cooleddie74]

CHAPEL: Did you miss me, Mister Spock?

SPOCK(sighing loudly): With every phaser blast so far.

KAMARAG: Remember this well!!!

McMILLAN & WIFE...Sunday nights on NBC!!!

 

[BriGuy]

McCoy: So, Spock, is that a kolinahr ceremonial stick under your robe, or are you just happy to see Nurse Chapel again?

Klingon Ambassador: Here me, federation fools! Your fate, to, shall be sealed unless Kirk is turned over to the Klingon embassy over their by high noon!

Sarek: If it may please the president, the ambassador has made a number of grammatical errors in his statement...

Klingon Ambassador: I can not work with this grammar Nazi!

 

[Finn]

Deanna: I had a dream last night where Barclay was the ring bearer.

 

[cooleddie74]

Beverly never saw it coming.

Whoopee cushion.


Oldest trick in the book.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Well, so help me...I'm ACTUALLY pleased to see you!


Did you bring that bag of weed you were telling us about?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "I have determined the root cause of the systems difficulty, captain."

McCoy: "Well?"

Spock: "The bridge controls are fully functional. The rest of the ship, however, won't be installed until tuesday."

Federation President: "Admiral Kirk is in exile, he has nowhere left to go."

Kamarag Udina: "That's not good enough! Send your fleet in!"

They just read the script.

The sobbing and weeping comes next.

 

[inflatabledalek]

McCoy: Good to have you back Spock, you're just in time for your annual rectal exam.

Ambassador: What the fuck did you just say about The Munsters Today?

Gates: So, what do you think of my chances of building a post Trek film career?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: I hear the ship's medical premiums went up in my absence.

It appears I will NOT be reporting to the new Sickbay after all.

KAMARAG: And THERE...

on the shuttlecraft hatch handle...

was a HOOK!!!

BEVERLY(thinking): That's odd.

Jean-Luc NEVER laughs about my breasts on the ship.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "I am aware of your engine problems, Captain, and I may have a solution. I suggest a two-pronged approach--"
McCoy: "Oh my God, time to reopen my file of Vulcan anatomy jokes! Happy days are here again!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Even Spock had to do a double-take at McCoy's horrible joke about the sehlat and the funnel.

 

[SmoothieX]

Spock: Admiral, have you noticed how Nurse Chapel's boobs have started to sag? Not that we care about such things in this day and age.

President: I don't understand.

Sarek: If you'll allow me, Mr. President, it is quite simple. He puts his left hand, he takes his left hand out, then he shakes it all about...

Picard: Hey Wil, remember that time in Season 7 when Beverly porked a candle?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: I guess this would be a bad time to mention the fifty credits you still owe me from a few years ago.

SAREK: No, Mister Ambassador.

I will NOT be foolish enough to pull it.

PICARD: And then Beverly and Jack smeared themselves in peanut butter and lit some scented candles...

they had COMPLETELY forgotten I was watching them! Can you believe it?