Movie Caption Contest #204: "Hand Signals"

[Mr Silver]

Welcome back, you all know the drill. It's time to recognise...

The "career change" award for revealing what Scotty traded in the brewery for, goes to...

SCOTTY: You'll still have to catch a bus to get to San Jose.

Because they captured the moment that William Shatner jumped the shark...

Shatner: If they let Nimoy direct then that means one day I too will helm a classic Star Trek film!

And the "Crewman Daniels" award for temporal problem solving with minimal effort, goes to...

Picard: Captain's Log - Supplemental. I'm really getting tired of fixing all this Temporal Cold War nonsense!

Well done to all the winners! Now onto a new contest!

McCoy high fives Kirk and gives Spock the finger...

TOS cast frantically search old Broadway yearbooks after being informed there is a picture of Shatner without a toupee...

And Dr Soren attempts to dissuade a topless B'Etor from approaching...

 

[Mojochi]

One pinky ring does not make you fruity, dammit!

Uhura: Just face it Chekov! None of these are written by a Russian

L IS FOR THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME! O IS FOR THE ONLY ONE I SEE. V IS VERY VERY EXTRA-ORDINARY! E IS EVEN MORE THAN ANYONE THAT YOU ADORE.....

 

[inflatabledalek]

McCoy: The maximum number of posts before a photoshop of Picard with a shotgun appears...

Doohan: As soon as we find the bloody cause in these contracts that let Shatner direct we can make sure it never, ever gets used again!

Soren: Why is the guy behind me humming "Singing in the Rain"? Doesn't he realise I've made many, many great films, not just A Clockwork Orange? OK, mainly straight to video films where I seem to always wear the same black outfit as if bringing my own costume is the main reason I get hired but they count!

*sigh*

I hope this movie is an insanely big bonzo boxoffice hit that goes on to be regarded as one of the all time greats.

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: It's your choice Jim. One finger or all five of 'em for your rectal exam.

Scotty: Give me one of those books. I need something to read while I'm on the crapper.

 

[huskers57]

McCoy: Five... Five fingers you pointy-eared hobgoblin... Thumbs don''t count as fingers.

Chekov... the pervert.

Soren: Ahh ahh don't hit me!

 

[Admiral Shran]

Thanks for the win!

McCoy: You see, this is five and THIS is one. You don't raise your thumb for "one!"

Scotty: Chicago Mobs of the Twenties? Where did you get this, laddie?

Soren: And there.... a little makeup does you good.

 

[BriGuy]

STOP! I don't care how much Klingon kleavage you've got, you're not getting a good morning kiss from me until you brush last night's gagh out of your teeth.

 

[BriGuy]

Scotty: Books? Where did you lads get all these books on a starship???

Crewman: From the library, sir.

Scotty: Library? Where's the library?

Crewman: Next to the bowling alley.

Scotty: ... why you bogus frat...

 

[Gepard]

"Running Spock" he could handle. The "ass-rubbing clone" he could tolerate. But McCoy had had it up to here with his ass-probing duplicate.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Scotty: How many more of these have I got to autograph?

 

[BriGuy]

Six movies --- six movies --- that's all I've signed on for, Bill. That and no more.

If you want to do a seventh, and get yourself killed, that's your choice.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: No need to keep score, Doctor. I'm well aware that the Captain gets more tail than I do.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Game of Throne TV series cause a major discussion about continuity errors with the books.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "The number of reasons why the TNG movies sucked."

Scotty: "That cannae possibly be a word! Keep checking, we cannae let Mr. Spock win this round of Scrabble!"

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Damn it Jim. I'm a Doctor, not a Proctolo...Oh, guess I am one of those after all."

Scotty: "Quick laddie, lend a hand. We've found the Captain's porn stash."

 

[Alrik]

Scotty: "Here ye go lad. One signed copy of 'Mr Scott's Guiede to the Enterprise'."

 

[Alrik]

Soren: "PerFECTion. This is just the right look for you. The other Klingons are just going to eat you up."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Spock: Doctor, you could at least try to master the Vulcan Salute. Oh, and it's "live long" not "give long".

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Okay, First Word. Five Syllables...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Scotty: "Someone find us a 4th edition handbook! 25th edition rules are shite!"