Movie Caption Contest #203: "Foolish Human Emotions"

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: You'll still have to catch a bus to get to San Jose.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: I feel kind of funny after using the Joker brand tanning spray and hemorrhoid cream.

 

[Maurice]

SCOTTY: You'll still have to catch a bus to get to San Jose.

Love it!

 

[Admiral Shran]

Picard: Captain's Log - Supplemental. I'm really getting tired of fixing all this Temporal Cold War nonsense!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: SHUT UP, WEASLEY!!

os: "Expelliarmus!"

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: SHUT UP, WEASLEY!!

os: "Expelliarmus!"

 

[Mr Silver]

Just a reminder to everyone to keep posting. I cannot judge the contest with few entries!

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "Don't worry, I won't hit anyone. My eyes are closed."

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "...and I've added all o' these cool mannequins to give it a 'lived in' look."

 

[Mistral]

Shatner: "A different actor? To play Kirk? Riiiiiiiiight..."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Gotta hand it to ya Scotty, Engineering looks great. The challenge will be keeping it looking like this for the entire mission."

Scott: "Sir, it's just a training cruise."

Kirk: "I'm taking command."

Scott: "DAMAGE CONTROLL CREWS, REPORT TO STATIONS."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Accuracy, smaccuracy. I aim to leave a mark."

 

[Alrik]

Shat: "Ha, no, no, it's real, trust me. Who knows, maybe I'll let you watch me take a swim later or something. I'd be silly to suggest that if I was wearing a piece, right?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "We're running inert matter flow testing at the moment, Admiral. Sometimes we'll jump into the tube ourselves for fun. It'll shoot ye down to the ass-end of the ship in about half a second. Wanna try it? It's a helluva ride!"

 

[Alrik]

Shat: "Len still has no idea what really happened to his bike."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Dang, one beer and I start getting all happy faced."

Gillian: "Light weight."

 

[Admiral Shran]

Shatner: Great news everyone! I've been offered another recording contract. Who's up for some Rebecca Black?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Shatner: Great news everyone! I've been offered another recording contract. Who's up for some Rebecca Black?

Building a recording career off the back of Guantanamo interrogation techniques for 10 years...

 

[huskers57]

Captian, will ye please not undo my belt buckle in front of the lads?

I've always known I'd die alone and now you tell me I'll die after falling down a ravine on a bridge and some bald, french dude will be with me?!

In a rare outtake from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, we see Kate Capshaw freak out during Patrick Stewart's screen test.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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