Movie Caption Contest #204: "Hand Signals"

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock os thinking: "I wonder if I should tell them that I have the Enterprise library stored, cross-indexed and stand-alone on my e-book reader."

 

[Captain Crow]

Extra: Here's a signed copy of Bill Shatner's autobiography.

Doohan: Oh good, I needed toilet paper.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Uhura: Errr... Pavel... what are you looking for down there?

Chekov: Nuclear Wessels?

 

[BriGuy]

Scotty: Here, lad, take this and get to the kitchen as fast as you can!

Crewman: Yes, sir... uh, sir, how will that help us talk to the Klingons?

Scotty: It won't. I just gave you a cookbook. I'm dying for some haggis! Now get to it!

 

[BriGuy]

In keeping with Chekov's role as inept comic relief...

Uhura: Pavel, what are you looking for down there?

Chekov: Oh, nothing... my shoe laces came untied.

<cue laugh track>

 

[Alrik]

Uhura: "Pavel, while your down there."

Chekov: "Forgeeve me, but I do not understand."

Uhura: "It ain't gonna lick it's self."