Movie Caption Contest #202: "Mixed Bag"

[T'Girl]

Chekov: Oh, sir! It was Khan! He put creatures in our bodies to control our minds.

McCoy: You're joking.

Saavik: Ah, humor. (thinking to self) So, Khan did not really put creators in their bodies, and therefore ...

Chekov: "No, you stupid Vulcan cow. Creatures, Khan put creatures in our bodies.

Terrell: "With ears like those you'd think she could bloody well hear."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

D'oh! --- That's the second time you've caught me making a boneheaded typo.

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov: "And then he... vanked all over me"

Kirk: "It doesn't sound too bad... Terrell?"

Terrell: "For shit's sake, haven't you understood his accent by now??"

4 of 13: "I spend 15 years as a Drone, work up enough guts to ask the Queen for a visor, only get half of it installed, 3 days from getting the full shibang and now Geordi has dumped his visor for ocular implants?? I'm gonna go unimatrix on his ass!"

And then he let one rip that the whole ship could hear.

 

[SmoothieX]

Chekov: Oh, sir! It was Khan! He showed us what that woman behind me is going to look like in about 30 years.

 

[SmoothieX]

I'm so excited to land that role in X-Men. Anything to get me out of these miserable movies. I think I'll fancy myself a dance.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Well this isn't too bad for an away mission, only six civilians dead and two Starfleet personnel brutalised, but alive. I might even beam down a security detail at this rate.

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little *action*.

Ah! I know just the place.

Bridge!

Riker: Yes, sir?

Picard: Set course for Risa!! Warp 20!

Riker: But, sir, we're in the middle of a mission, and the ship doesn't...

Picard: Just make it so, Number 1, Picard out.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "Jim, I think Captain Terrell wants to cut in."
Kirk: "Screw him! This is my dance!"
Chekov: "Eet's nice to be vanted...I guess."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Terrell: Admiral, when Chekov was assigned to me, you told me that he was the best security chief you ever had. But, Khan captured us completely flat-footed, and put creatures in our bodies to control our minds.

Kirk: Yes, well, you see: he's still alive.

McCoy: That's more than can be said for the rest of them!

Picard: Doctor Crusher, report to my quarters.

Beverly (over comm): On my way.

Picard (to self): It's time I showed her the Picard maneuver.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD'S NEIGHBOR (os): I liked it better when he played the flute.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Terrell: ...And then I looked it up on the Space Wikipedia and it turned out Chekov was right, it was invented in Russia!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Terrell: "And where was anti-Russian bigotry invented, Chekov?"

Chekov: ... .... ...

Kirk: "You broke him!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

BORG: Dude, I think something is stuck to my cheek!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Someone dropped a self-sealing stem bolt. And if no-one picked it up, it would nag at Third of Eight's mind all day.

 

[NathanielM]

Terrill whispering to Checkov: Hide the pot HIDE the POT!

Picard: Do a little dance, put a little step and DISSCO!

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win!

Chekov: "Keptin....eet vas huge. Like someting out of a porno."

Terrill: "What, I didn't tell him to look. Besides, I had to go."

14 of 47 (thinking): "SHUT UP! Man, what I wouldn't give for some peace and quiet."

Picard: "How I just love the Village People."