Movie Caption Contest #196: Signature Pose

[Mr Silver]

So, everyone have fun with the gigantic pixel sizes last caption content? This week is back to being friendly, so with that in mind lets move onto...

The "marshmelons" award, for proving that starfleet captains still make mistakes goes to...

Proving that carelessness can indeed lead to tragedy, Captain Picard, attempting to select the holodeck menu option for "Tantric Sex," mistakenly selects the option for "Tentacle Sex" instead.

The "Ignore the advice or feelings of intuition from your crew because you are Kirk" award for demonstrating the drunken logic of Klingons goes to...

KLINGON: Weird, that sounds like two guys in gravity boots beaming over with charged weapons... Nah, I'm imagining things.

Well done to the Winners! Anyway, moving onto this week...

The Klingon ambassador tries to pull the old "one that got away" on the federation council

And Data resorts to desperate measures during a bout of toothache

 

[Peach Wookiee]

"Please! Never allow this man to sing! EVER AGAIN! Millions of warriors committed suicide!"

Data discovers the Arsenio Hall show.

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG: ...and need I even mention the time that Kirk put a flaming bag of targ poop on the front doorstep of the High Council?

NONE of these events are in dispute!!

MENTOS

The Positronic Freshmaker (TM)

 

[LeadHead]

Ambassador: Behold the quintessential devil in these matters, James T. Kirk, Renegade and Terrorist!

Kirk: (on screen) Hey! Right here behind you!

Data: (singing) And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow!

A Punch is heard via the Comm Line

Worf: (over comm) Sorry Captain, couldn't help it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Thanks for the win.

DATA: Yeah!!!!! Who da man?! Who da man?!

GEORDI: Well, from a technical stand point, not you.

DATA: I hate you.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Captain M!

Data: "Holo-porn! Woot! Woot! Woot!"

 

[UssGlenn]

Data: OOOOOOOOOOO-rion, Where the girls are green as they can be.
And their pheromone smell, is really swell,
You will not care you're no longer free!

 

[Candlelight]

Ambassador: "Am I squeezing his nipple yet?"

Crowd: "Lower..."

After being deactivated, Worf decided to take advantage of Data's mouth.

Years later, Worf got space herpes.

 

[SmoothieX]

Ambassador: How can the Federation continue to lie to the Empire that Shatner isn't wearing a rug. The proof is right here!

Data: Who let the dogs out? WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!

 

[T'Girl]

Picard: "Yes Mister Data, we're all familiar with term, it isn't necessary to act it out."

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG: ...and then Kirk implied that my beard was full of Belzoidian fleas!!

BELZOIDIAN FLEAS, gentlemen!!

I mean...come ON! Those aren't even native to the Klingon Homeworld!!

A Toblerone?

WHOO-WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Next stop my thighs!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KARMAAG: Seriously, in a few years Kirk will be this big!!!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The 2288 MTV Music Awards was the worst one yet.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The 2288 MTV Music Awards was the worst one yet.

KAMARAG: Yo, Kirk. I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Kor had the best ship of all times.(boos)..One of the best ships of all time

 

[T'Girl]

Ambassador (singing): "Feelings ... nothing more than feelings .. trying to forget my ... "

The Ambassador ducks twice as Jennifer Lopez throws both of her high heel shoes at him.

 

[Finn]

Picard: (OS) Please land in shuttlebay 2.

Data: Understood.

Picard: It is good to have you back. Oh, before I forget, we got a package for you from Starbase 257. Something about magazine fold-outs from when Tasha Yar was at the Academy.

 

[Kirby]

Despite claims to being 'full functional' the Data sex doll could really only do a couple of things.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Ambasador: We went to sleep a long time ago, now we're back with a brand new show.

Sarek: These facts are not in dispute Mr. Munster! Though frankly you're show was shit compared to the original.

"You're paying me how much for doing a quick voiceover on These Are the Voyages? HELL YEAH!"

 

[Maurice]

AMBASSADOR: This fucking Genesis clip, again?! We get it already!

Data's lithium ion batteries gave out at the ugliest moments.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: I don't care what Tasha taught you, I don't mean that when I say "Knock-down blow".