Movie Caption Contest #195: Magic Moments

[Mr Silver]

Hey everyone. After holding the weekly caption contest for a very long time, Rat Boy has found himself to be very busy and as a result can no longer hold the weekly caption contests. I have therefore nominated myself to take his place and see how it goes. I would like to thank Rat Boy for doing an excellent job and hosting some of the most memorable caption contests in recent memory. The winners should be announced in the last thread.

Anyway, without further ado

You haven't experienced turbulance until you've experienced it in the original Klingon

Meanwhile, Picard realises how much of a good investment his new massage chair was.

 

[Mr Silver]

Bump for clarity....

Yes the Caption Contest is back on, post away!!

 

[Maurice]

When Chancellor Gorkon's crew unexpectedly found themselves in an episode of BATMAN, they knew they were to be villains because of the Dutch Angles.

PICARD: Calgon, take me away!

 

[UssGlenn]

Picard: Pick an aspect ratio and stick with it, damn it!

 

[Alrik]

Bump for clarity....

Yes the Caption Contest is back on, post away!!

Psst. PM a forum Mod and ask them to pin it. Do that each time you change out a contest...unless they say otherwise. Voice of experience.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Klingon: Qapl- hey, are those incadescent bulbs? WHO SHAMES THE NAME OF KRONOS WITH THIS? TRUE Klingon warriors use compact fluorescents!

Picard: No! That's not true! That's...impossible!
Wesley Crusher, OS: Search your feelings! You KNOW it to be true!
Picard: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Picard did not respond well to the paternity tests.

 

[Kirby]

The Most Interesting Klingon in the Galaxy: "I don't always drink blood wine, but when I do, I drink D'os E'kes...
Stay thirsty my warriors."

 

[cooleddie74]

KLINGON: No gravity?

HONEY, I LOVE YOU!!!

In a Borg cube, no one can hear you break wind...

 

[inflatabledalek]

"Honestly, just because I like a nice cool cup of Vulcan blood those Federation jerks think I'm some sort of animal".

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: Weird, that sounds like two guys in gravity boots beaming over with charged weapons... Nah, I'm imagining things.

 

[BriGuy]

Yeah, it's green... and it makes Klingons hallucinate seeing flying tribbles...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Did I leave my oven on?"

 

[LeadHead]

Welcome aboard CaptainM!

Klingon: Yeah, yeah, the gravity's out. I still want another round of my gross green drink!

Stewart: No! Let me keep using this uniform! It's comfy and the Picard Manuever is great in it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Personal log: hair restoration attempt #1896 has failed

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Proving that carelessness can indeed lead to tragedy, Captain Picard, attempting to select the holodeck menu option for "Tantric Sex," mistakenly selects the option for "Tentacle Sex" instead.

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh boy, I love having two arms. I hope nothing ever happens to one of them. Hey, that's a nice phaser you guys have-"

FFFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

"Data, for shit's sake, deactivate your horny chip, we're trying to get to engineering"
"Mff mmms mff-"
"Don't speak with your mouth full!"

 

[Maurice]

At last Picard knew Data was indeed "fully functional."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Revealed at last, the real reason Picard was constantly saying "come".

 

[Vassa]

You P'tak! I ordered Blue Goo not Green Glop!

 

[cooleddie74]

Either THIS warnog is the best I've ever had...

OR WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!

The Borg's Orgazmatron 5000 was ALL the reason Picard needed to join the Collective...